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Old 04-14-2008, 02:45 PM   #1
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Light Bulb Make Clubs Fast

Recent evidence has come to light that suggests that pyramid style chain letters may have pre-dated Dave Rhodes by a considerable margin. Palaentologists recently deciphered the following, painted on a cave wall on the slopes of Kilimanjaro.

MAKE SPIKY CLUBS FAST!!!

Hello, not-tribe-member. Urk name Urk. Many moons ago, Urk in bad way. Urk kicked out of cave by Thag. Thag bigger than Urk, Thag take Urk spiky club, Urka (Urk wo-man). Urk not able kill deer, must eat leaves, berries. Urk flee from wolves.

Today, Urk big chief. Urk have best cave, many wives, many spiky clubs. Urk tell how.

WHAT DO: make one spiky club and take to cave places below. Add own cave place to bottom of list, take cave place off top. Put new message on walls many caves. Wait. Many clubs soon come! This not crime! Urk ask shaman, gods say okay.

HERE LIST:

1) Urk
First cave
Olduvai Gorge

few) Thag (not that Thag, other Thag)
old dead tree
by lake shaped like mammoth

few) Og
big rock with overhang
near pig game trail

Many) Zog
river caves
where river meet big water

Urk hope not-tribe-member do what Urk say do. That only way it work.
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:26 PM   #2
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..... I call spam



(kidding kidding)

So is this real or a spur of the moment joke, I'm actually kind of curious!
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Old 04-15-2008, 07:59 AM   #3
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This one has been around since the late 80's - impressive really.
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Old 04-16-2008, 12:58 PM   #4
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This one has been around since the late 80's - impressive really.
yeah, 1988.

MAKE.MONEY.FAST
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