This guy REALLY wanted a Porsche

[Klorox]

So much so, he stole it twice!

Police red-faced as Porsche stolen-twice Wed Jul 18, 10:16 AM ET Malaysian police were left red-faced after a man who abandoned the theft of a $280,000 Porsche for lack of fuel attempted the crime a second time and drove the sportscar out of a police station, local media said. The suspect had first attempted the theft on Monday at a luxury car showroom in northern Penang state, local papers said. Dressed smartly in a suit and tie, he asked for the car keys and promptly sped off, smashing through the glass windows. The car was later found abandoned a short distance away, its fuel tank empty. The New Straits Times said the man kept the keys and returned with a canister of petrol to a local police station where the car had been towed. He drove off with the Porsche, ditching it later after he discovered roadblocks had been set up to stop him. Police were hunting for the suspect, the paper said.

[Target]

Ha ha, I like that one!!

Good story.

[Balintherlas]

It's like the Dukes of Hazards, in real life!!!!

[Kakero]

I want a gun, maybe I got a better chance of getting one from the police station.