So you have all this money....

[johnny]

and you're not really sure what to do with it, and you also have a hard time pleasing your woman for whatever reason...what will you do?

Why not buy your woman a 1.8 million dollar vibrator? Now....if i were David Beckham's wife, should i consider this gift a compliment, or a grave insult?

Also, should i consider enlarging my boobs even more, or should i just shut the hell up and die?

[Ladyzekke]

LOL somebody needs to put the tabloids down, or errr, shut the hell up and die? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I keel myself. No really...Ok I haven't yet but I'm threatening!

In summary, Johnny, I dunno, I say go ahead and just enlarge your boobs, and please for fu***s sake post a picture of them for us to see. No particular reason except for my own entertainment.

OK I'm going to shut the hell up and die now. NO really...

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[johnny]

My boobs are not for free Wendy, how many times do i need to tell you?

Besides, i wasn't talking about my boobs, i wasn't talking about boobs at all actually, i just got carried away a bit. The main issue is stil the million dollar vibrator. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Jorath Calar]

I have always wondered why men would give their woman a vibrador, to me it's kinda like saying, "here honey, I know mine is way to small and ineffective but I sure hope this one will do"... [img]smile.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: I have always wondered why men would give their woman a vibrador, to me it's kinda like saying, "here honey, I know mine is way to small and ineffective but I sure hope this one will do"... [img]smile.gif[/img]

It's not so much the vibrator that bothers me, but the ridiculous amount of money he spent on it. And why on earth would you leak something retarded like that to the press? It's like saying "hey look everyone, i'm a rich retard". I always knew Beckham was kind of a simpleton, but this is just too much.

[Sever]

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: I have always wondered why men would give their woman a vibrador, to me it's kinda like saying, "here honey, I know mine is way to small and ineffective but I sure hope this one will do"... [img]smile.gif[/img]

I've always wondered, given that she's so bloody complicated down there, why we weren't issued with vibrating tools from the start. "Babe, if i can't pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time, how do you expect me to pat, rub and scrub yours? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

As for Becks, if he can afford it (and he can), good on him i say. That's $1.8m he can enjoy putting in to Posh's safety deposit box time and again.