God of...what?

fable · 01-18-2002, 03:27 AM

Congratulations: you've been made the god of...something. You know what that something is, of course, because of all the things you could be made a god of, this is the one you'd love the most.

So what is? You're god of--what?

Glorfindel · 01-18-2002, 05:34 AM

Definately NOT Dust Bunnies.... the last fella who was the god of Dust Bunnies tried 2 take ova the world.... and those dust bunnies hurt [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

Neb · 01-18-2002, 06:40 AM

Well, I'd post my preference, but this is a family forum so I won't

[img]tongue.gif[/img] Just kidding, probably god of Love, Justice, Happiness or Peace, in that order.

[ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Neb ]

Sir Byronas · 01-18-2002, 08:43 AM

I would say god of True or Justice so that I could be able to help innocent people.

J'aran · 01-18-2002, 09:02 AM

I don't think I'd really want to be a god. The responsibilities are huge.

If I'd have to though, I'd choose knowledge and wisdom for my portfolio. Knowledge, especially when combined with wisdom, equals power.

Legolas · 01-18-2002, 01:40 PM

Tsk, tsk. Neb. I thought you'd be the God of Boredom. What changed your mind? You coud help lots of people who couldget bored by not sending a whiff of boredom at them, yet you forsake it in favour of Love. That's one busy job you've picked. Not much time off at that.

Personally, I'd be the god of Sanity. Now there's an easy position for you. Not that many sane people around, plus, you get to keep your good name (the god of INsanity would be cursed all the time) and with all that time off you can really enjoy heaven.

Of course, in eternity, you also have an eternity of work, and one of time off. The trick is t balance the two

A quick tip for those who want power, take the position of God of Potscrubbing. There are a lot of pots out there, and almost as many scrubbers. You'll get a huge audience, while the other Gods ignoreyou. Good position from which to seize power

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Thoran · 01-18-2002, 02:38 PM

I think fable is looking to ascend to ...

"God of Polls"

I would ask for a vote but I might anger the almighty!

[img]smile.gif[/img]

For me... I don't want to be a God... just an effectively Immortal Level 26 or so Sorcerer. Able to whip up on the mid-level demigods and demons... and avoid the hardcore ones.

[ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Thoran ]

Barry the Sprout · 01-18-2002, 03:31 PM

I think most certainly the God of small green garden vegetables. Brussel Sprouts everywhere will gather under my direction. And then we shall smite all who stand before us!! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Ummm *cough* yes. No, we really are a peaceful and wonderful religion. Like Christianity but with more sprouts, and less crusades.

01-18-2002, 05:44 PM

The god of women!

AliCat · 01-18-2002, 08:06 PM

I would like to apply for the position as Goddess of Chocolate. I would spend my bounteous time creating new applications of and for chocolate, showering my followers with chocolatey goodies, and would (I hope) receive unburnt offerings of... chocolate! Mmmmmm! I would bring a deep, rich complexity to life, a soulful sweetness into my temples and altars...

I'm getting hungry... excuse me...

01-18-2002, 08:43 AM	#4
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 36 Posts: 1,463	I would say god of True or Justice so that I could be able to help innocent people. __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

01-18-2002, 03:31 PM	#8
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 42 Posts: 1,815	I think most certainly the God of small green garden vegetables. Brussel Sprouts everywhere will gather under my direction. And then we shall smite all who stand before us!! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!! Ummm cough yes. No, we really are a peaceful and wonderful religion. Like Christianity but with more sprouts, and less crusades. __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

01-18-2002, 03:27 AM	#1
fable Quintesson Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Where I am. Posts: 1,089	Congratulations: you've been made the god of...something. You know what that something is, of course, because of all the things you could be made a god of, this is the one you'd love the most. So what is? You're god of--what?

01-18-2002, 05:34 AM	#2
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,337	Definately NOT Dust Bunnies.... the last fella who was the god of Dust Bunnies tried 2 take ova the world.... and those dust bunnies hurt [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

01-18-2002, 06:40 AM	#3
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Well, I'd post my preference, but this is a family forum so I won't [img]tongue.gif[/img] Just kidding, probably god of Love, Justice, Happiness or Peace, in that order. [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Neb ]

01-18-2002, 09:02 AM	#5
J'aran Mephistopheles Join Date: December 12, 2001 Location: Fryslân, The Netherlands Age: 45 Posts: 1,493	I don't think I'd really want to be a god. The responsibilities are huge. If I'd have to though, I'd choose knowledge and wisdom for my portfolio. Knowledge, especially when combined with wisdom, equals power.

01-18-2002, 01:40 PM	#6
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	Tsk, tsk. Neb. I thought you'd be the God of Boredom. What changed your mind? You coud help lots of people who couldget bored by not sending a whiff of boredom at them, yet you forsake it in favour of Love. That's one busy job you've picked. Not much time off at that. Personally, I'd be the god of Sanity. Now there's an easy position for you. Not that many sane people around, plus, you get to keep your good name (the god of INsanity would be cursed all the time) and with all that time off you can really enjoy heaven. Of course, in eternity, you also have an eternity of work, and one of time off. The trick is t balance the two A quick tip for those who want power, take the position of God of Potscrubbing. There are a lot of pots out there, and almost as many scrubbers. You'll get a huge audience, while the other Gods ignoreyou. Good position from which to seize power [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-18-2002, 02:38 PM	#7
Thoran Galvatron Join Date: January 10, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Age: 57 Posts: 2,109	I think fable is looking to ascend to ... "God of Polls" I would ask for a vote but I might anger the almighty! [img]smile.gif[/img] For me... I don't want to be a God... just an effectively Immortal Level 26 or so Sorcerer. Able to whip up on the mid-level demigods and demons... and avoid the hardcore ones. [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Thoran ]

01-18-2002, 05:44 PM	#9
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	The god of women!

01-18-2002, 08:06 PM	#10
AliCat Drow Warrior Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Waynesboro, VA, USA Posts: 255	I would like to apply for the position as Goddess of Chocolate. I would spend my bounteous time creating new applications of and for chocolate, showering my followers with chocolatey goodies, and would (I hope) receive unburnt offerings of... chocolate! Mmmmmm! I would bring a deep, rich complexity to life, a soulful sweetness into my temples and altars... I'm getting hungry... excuse me...

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