Save the Opposum (oldie PG)

Arvon · 01-20-2006, 12:23 PM

Saving the Oppossum

Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.

Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.

They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?

He thinks for a minute and says, "Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down."

She exclaims, "I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!"

The husband replies, "Well why don't you just hold it's little nose then?"

Marty4 · 01-20-2006, 06:20 PM

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Maybe I should change my WoW name from Angrypossum to Smellypossum.

Spirits Reborn · 01-20-2006, 10:34 PM

hahaha.

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] nice one. I feel bad for the little one. >_> eww?

01-20-2006, 12:23 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Saving the Oppossum Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum. Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it. They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do? He thinks for a minute and says, "Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down." She exclaims, "I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!" The husband replies, "Well why don't you just hold it's little nose then?" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-20-2006, 10:34 PM	#3
Spirits Reborn Anubis Join Date: February 21, 2005 Location: .... Age: 36 Posts: 2,473	hahaha. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] nice one. I feel bad for the little one. >_> eww? __________________ Spirit's 3d Dump, Check it out!

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01-20-2006, 06:20 PM	#2
Marty4 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 31, 2004 Location: VA Age: 34 Posts: 1,127	Ewwwwwwwwww. Maybe I should change my WoW name from Angrypossum to Smellypossum.

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