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11-18-2005, 09:48 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
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11-19-2005, 12:32 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
Age: 38
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ROFL!
Haha, that was great 
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11-19-2005, 07:56 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: November 3, 2001
Location: Canada
Age: 64
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Wife's self esteem:
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11-20-2005, 04:50 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: March 26, 2002
Location: Finland
Age: 37
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Haha, absolutely hilarious x)
I love witty humour [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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11-20-2005, 08:23 PM
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Lord Ao
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don't we all, don't we all...
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