Mmmm punilicious

StigTC · 11-23-2005, 04:05 PM

A prawn called Christian

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,

"I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a*****tail.

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed................

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian"

Ivelliis · 11-23-2005, 04:26 PM

*groans*

Terrible joke [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Degrader · 11-23-2005, 05:00 PM

Terrible, just terrible.

armageddon272 · 11-23-2005, 10:31 PM

Absolutely horrible :holds head in pain:

Sir Goulum · 11-23-2005, 11:12 PM

That was pretty bad.

Hivetyrant · 11-23-2005, 11:33 PM

hahahaha! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] that's great

armageddon272 · 11-23-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
hahahaha! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] that's great

How many Jack Daniels have you had tonight? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow · 11-25-2005, 08:31 AM

Great one! I got this a couple of years ago from someone

Vaskez · 11-25-2005, 07:22 PM

I have to agree, so bad it's almost good, but not quite [img]tongue.gif[/img]

burnzey boi · 11-25-2005, 11:21 PM

Well erm.. OK. But seriously, i would think that he has been wolfing down 2 ginan tonics, 2 vodkas and a scotch, or the old favourite, 5 Cougars. Just be wary of the massive hangover though, and don't be surprised if you find yourself in a specific bar... In the arms of a bikey.

[ 11-25-2005, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: burnzey boi ]

11-23-2005, 04:05 PM	#1
StigTC Avatar Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 44 Posts: 513	A prawn called Christian Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a*****tail. Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed................ "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian" __________________ One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, <br />Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. <br />The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. <br />If you don\'t believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

11-23-2005, 04:26 PM	#2
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	groans Terrible joke [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

11-25-2005, 08:31 AM	#8
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Great one! I got this a couple of years ago from someone __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

11-25-2005, 07:22 PM	#9
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	I have to agree, so bad it's almost good, but not quite [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

11-25-2005, 11:21 PM	#10
burnzey boi Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 14, 2004 Location: Western Australia Age: 34 Posts: 800	Well erm.. OK. But seriously, i would think that he has been wolfing down 2 ginan tonics, 2 vodkas and a scotch, or the old favourite, 5 Cougars. Just be wary of the massive hangover though, and don't be surprised if you find yourself in a specific bar... In the arms of a bikey. [ 11-25-2005, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: burnzey boi ] __________________ burnzey - The Australian kiss, like a French kiss, but down under (Main)Undead Mage - 70, Orc Warrior - 70, Blood Elf Paladin - 70, Orc Shaman - 70, Troll Rogue - 70, Orc Hunter - 65, UD Warlock 61, BE Priest 60, Tauren Drood - 60 OM NOM NOM NOM

11-23-2005, 05:00 PM	#3
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	Terrible, just terrible.

11-23-2005, 10:31 PM	#4
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	Absolutely horrible :holds head in pain:

11-23-2005, 11:12 PM	#5
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	That was pretty bad.

11-23-2005, 11:33 PM	#6
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	hahahaha! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] that's great

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