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Old 07-30-2005, 09:58 AM   #1
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forget-me-not panties will help protect the women in your life!


But wouldn't you notice the battery in your undies?
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:07 AM   #2
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I guess it depends what size the battery is and how drunk you are.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:16 PM   #3
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But what stops everyone else reading the data coming from the panties?
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:36 PM   #4
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Yay! Stalking has never been so easy before! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:41 PM   #5
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2nd craziest thing I've read today.

The 12 year old racist folk singing girls takes 1st place.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:51 PM   #6
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New global stocks in paranoia rumored to skyrocket. Begin investing now.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:58 PM   #7
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Is that a joke?!

Woo hoo! Abusing your wife was never so simple!

Nauseating...
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:31 PM   #8
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I read about this in the newspaper... But this has to be a joke. Or at least the testimonials on that page are. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

"They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2."
I mean, either it's a joke, or that man is a sick pervert. Why would he want a camera in his daughter's panties? [img]graemlins/uhoh2.gif[/img]
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:58 PM   #9
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Hopefully he just wants to see the face of the guy who's reaching for them. But you're right -- he didn't say if he wanted it pointing outward...

I could actually see a use for this idea for potential kidnap victims, like heads of state or their families. But just to watch where some pimply-faced kid takes your daughter?

And you won't need a camera to know what happened if he brings her home & she goes to her room, but the GPS shows her underwear is doing 65 down the highway...
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Old 07-30-2005, 09:00 PM   #10
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But what if she rips an incredible loud fart ? Will it cause static and possible damage to my cellphone ? And will the display get smelly ?
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