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Arvon · 06-16-2005, 10:58 AM

Get in the Boat

A traveling preacher finds himself caught in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours, the motel he's staying in is flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying.

Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a rowboat. "Let's go, mister, into the boat." "I'll stay here," says the preacher. "The Lord will save me."

An hour later, a second boat reaches the motel. "Sir, you better get in. The water is still rising." "No thanks," says the preacher. "The Lord is my salvation."

Toward evening, the motel is almost completely under water, and the preacher is clinging to the satellite dish on the roof.

"Hey buddy, get in the boat! This is your last chance." "I'm all right," says the preacher, looking toward heaven. I KNOW the Lord will provide."

As the boat departs, the satellite dish is hit by lightning, and the preacher is killed. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, he is furious.

"What happened?" he shouts. "I thought the Lord would provide!"

Within seconds, a thunderous reply is heard: "Hey! I sent three friggin boats!"

Iron Greasel · 06-16-2005, 11:54 AM

Heard it before, but amusing nonetheless.

Lord · 06-16-2005, 12:06 PM

hahaha i liked that 1 [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bumbus · 06-16-2005, 12:13 PM

And the moral is…never hold onto a satellite dish in a rain storm

Lavindathar · 06-16-2005, 01:10 PM

Lol!

armageddon272 · 06-16-2005, 02:54 PM

Pretty old one.

Kakero · 06-17-2005, 03:49 AM

I've heard another version of it.

Raistlin Majere · 06-18-2005, 08:03 AM

Ownage [img]tongue.gif[/img]

06-16-2005, 10:58 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Get in the Boat A traveling preacher finds himself caught in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours, the motel he's staying in is flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying. Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a rowboat. "Let's go, mister, into the boat." "I'll stay here," says the preacher. "The Lord will save me." An hour later, a second boat reaches the motel. "Sir, you better get in. The water is still rising." "No thanks," says the preacher. "The Lord is my salvation." Toward evening, the motel is almost completely under water, and the preacher is clinging to the satellite dish on the roof. "Hey buddy, get in the boat! This is your last chance." "I'm all right," says the preacher, looking toward heaven. I KNOW the Lord will provide." As the boat departs, the satellite dish is hit by lightning, and the preacher is killed. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, he is furious. "What happened?" he shouts. "I thought the Lord would provide!" Within seconds, a thunderous reply is heard: "Hey! I sent three friggin boats!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-16-2005, 11:54 AM	#2
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 1,701	Heard it before, but amusing nonetheless. __________________

06-16-2005, 12:06 PM	#3
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 40 Posts: 3,302	hahaha i liked that 1 [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

06-16-2005, 12:13 PM	#4
Bumbus Dungeon Master Join Date: June 9, 2005 Location: Chicago Age: 53 Posts: 72	And the moral is…never hold onto a satellite dish in a rain storm __________________

06-16-2005, 01:10 PM	#5
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	Lol! __________________ =@

06-16-2005, 02:54 PM	#6
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	Pretty old one.

06-17-2005, 03:49 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I've heard another version of it.

06-18-2005, 08:03 AM	#8
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 37 Posts: 2,323	Ownage [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

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