Pick up lines for "engeenering chicks" ... :-)

a_decent_1 · 06-01-2005, 02:32 AM

Hey Guys,

Interested in an engeenering chick? ... herez some help. ... Well, atleast it's supposed to be,

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

You're sweeter than glucose.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Just incase she gets impressed, better look for someone else,

Source:- http://www.workjoke.com/projoke27.htm

Jorath Calar · 06-01-2005, 03:07 AM

166mhz Pentium?... How frikkin old is this!?!

Harkoliar · 06-01-2005, 07:34 AM

hehe

Q'alooaith · 06-01-2005, 07:51 AM

Anyone thinking of using these remember, we're laughing at you, not with you.

Vaskez · 06-01-2005, 08:56 AM

oh dear - those are trying to be very funny without actually containing any humour. Bad combination

Bungleau · 06-01-2005, 10:04 AM

LOL @ the 166 Pentium... I guess that's if you believe that size doesn't matter...

Where's Arvon? Doesn't he usually dig these back up from their graves?

Charlie · 06-01-2005, 10:12 AM

Using any of those lines would probably get you looked at like an idiot where I live.

I tend to go for the more romantic stuff, such as -

How do you like your eggs in the morning...fried or fertilized?

It works for me

Sir Goulum · 06-01-2005, 08:56 PM

LOl, Charlie! Certainly better than stuff like Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant · 06-01-2005, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlie:
Using any of those lines would probably get you looked at like an idiot where I live.

I tend to go for the more romantic stuff, such as -

How do you like your eggs in the morning...fried or fertilized?

It works for me

lol!!! I gotta use that one

Vaskez · 06-02-2005, 06:14 AM

Charlie coming out with the old ones for the young 'uns - heh recycling jokes from a past generation always works.

I always liked this one:

"Do you sleep on your chest? No? Can I?"

06-01-2005, 07:34 AM	#3
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06-01-2005, 07:51 AM	#4
Q'alooaith Emerald Dragon Join Date: December 10, 2003 Location: UK Age: 41 Posts: 961	Anyone thinking of using these remember, we're laughing at you, not with you. __________________ -Jenn

06-01-2005, 08:56 AM	#5
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	oh dear - those are trying to be very funny without actually containing any humour. Bad combination __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

06-01-2005, 10:04 AM	#6
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	LOL @ the 166 Pentium... I guess that's if you believe that size doesn't matter... Where's Arvon? Doesn't he usually dig these back up from their graves? __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

06-02-2005, 06:14 AM	#10
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Charlie coming out with the old ones for the young 'uns - heh recycling jokes from a past generation always works. I always liked this one: "Do you sleep on your chest? No? Can I?" __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

06-01-2005, 02:32 AM	#1
a_decent_1 Banned User Join Date: May 19, 2005 Location: Punjab/India Age: 38 Posts: 95	Hey Guys, Interested in an engeenering chick? ... herez some help. ... Well, atleast it's supposed to be, I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium? How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond? You're sweeter than glucose. We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes. Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX? Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power! My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. Just incase she gets impressed, better look for someone else, Source:- http://www.workjoke.com/projoke27.htm

06-01-2005, 03:07 AM	#2
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	166mhz Pentium?... How frikkin old is this!?!

06-01-2005, 10:12 AM	#7
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 31 Posts: 2,023	Using any of those lines would probably get you looked at like an idiot where I live. I tend to go for the more romantic stuff, such as - How do you like your eggs in the morning...fried or fertilized? It works for me

06-01-2005, 08:56 PM	#8
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	LOl, Charlie! Certainly better than stuff like Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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