Bush goes Hollywood?

Dreamer128 · 05-11-2005, 04:26 AM

Wouldn't want to keep this from you.

http://www.dubyasworld.com/dubya-national-treasury.jpg

Dreamer128 · 05-11-2005, 02:56 PM

Talk about misplaced. [img]tongue.gif[/img] This belongs on the GD. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Morgeruat · 05-11-2005, 03:36 PM

I still like this better: link

Xen · 05-11-2005, 03:40 PM

They both look good but I still prefer the second picture! [img]smile.gif[/img]

mad=dog · 05-11-2005, 05:18 PM

Are those figures (in the first picture) accurate or just "worst approximate"? If they are accurate I'd say the US is looking at a long and enduring recession.
The second brings back a ton of memories. Boy the countless hours I have spend behind and in front of a DM screen.

Timber Loftis · 05-11-2005, 05:26 PM

They're not too far off, maddog. Current debt is over 7 trillion. Watch the news for the next time China or South Korea states they will quit buying US T-bills. All the brokers of Wall Street immediately start climbing out on the balcony and preparing to jump to their doom. Calls from the White House to Beijing spike 100 fold. We are captive to our creditors.

Course, what does it matter? It's all just numbers anyway. If it gets really outta hand, we'll start another war to kick-start the economy -- it's a tried and true method of economic recovery for over 100 years.

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shamrock_uk · 05-11-2005, 07:29 PM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Loving them all...

Kakero · 05-12-2005, 07:05 AM

Hehe, Arnold goes into politics. Bush goes into the movies.

05-11-2005, 03:36 PM	#3
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	I still like this better: link __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

05-11-2005, 05:18 PM	#5
mad=dog Avatar Join Date: April 18, 2004 Location: Copenhagen Age: 48 Posts: 549	Are those figures (in the first picture) accurate or just "worst approximate"? If they are accurate I'd say the US is looking at a long and enduring recession. The second brings back a ton of memories. Boy the countless hours I have spend behind and in front of a DM screen. __________________ [url]\"http://www.dsr.kvl.dk/~maddog/isur.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Ooooookay. I surrender.</a><br />Sometimes I get the eerie feeling that my computer is operating me and not the other way around.

05-11-2005, 05:26 PM	#6
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	They're not too far off, maddog. Current debt is over 7 trillion. Watch the news for the next time China or South Korea states they will quit buying US T-bills. All the brokers of Wall Street immediately start climbing out on the balcony and preparing to jump to their doom. Calls from the White House to Beijing spike 100 fold. We are captive to our creditors. Course, what does it matter? It's all just numbers anyway. If it gets really outta hand, we'll start another war to kick-start the economy -- it's a tried and true method of economic recovery for over 100 years. __________________

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05-11-2005, 04:26 AM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Wouldn't want to keep this from you. http://www.dubyasworld.com/dubya-national-treasury.jpg

05-11-2005, 02:56 PM	#2
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Talk about misplaced. [img]tongue.gif[/img] This belongs on the GD. [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-11-2005, 03:40 PM	#4
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	They both look good but I still prefer the second picture! [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-11-2005, 07:29 PM	#8
shamrock_uk Dracolich Join Date: January 24, 2004 Location: UK Age: 41 Posts: 3,092	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Loving them all...

05-12-2005, 07:05 AM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Hehe, Arnold goes into politics. Bush goes into the movies.

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