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04-11-2005, 10:05 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Pfizer recently announced that it will begin selling its hit drug Viagra in liquid form. Soon it will be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A retired engineer with an exceptional gift for fixing things mechanical was brought back to his company to solve a seemingly impossible problem they had with one of their multi-million-dollar machines. They'd tried everything, but no one could get the machine to work. The engineer spent nearly a day studying the huge machine and then marked a small "X" in chalk on one particular component of the machine. "Here's where your problem is." They replaced the part and everything worked perfectly again. When he submitted his bill for $50,000, the accounting department balked and demanded an itemized invoice. He responded thus: "One chalk mark, $1.00. Knowing where to put it, $49,999.00." 
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