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03-03-2005, 07:30 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Field Trip to the Racetrack
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow.
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03-03-2005, 07:32 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Limbo
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lol! that was bad, but funny!
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03-03-2005, 07:41 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 42
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whoa.. hehe
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03-03-2005, 03:56 PM
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Quth-Maren
 Join Date: February 17, 2003
Location: Portsmouth
Age: 35
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erm... slightly odd...
Funny though.
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03-03-2005, 05:05 PM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
Age: 38
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Hehehe, I cant believe I didnt see that one comming [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Nice joke Arvon 
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03-03-2005, 05:12 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: May 20, 2003
Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
Age: 36
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Riight. A bit disturbing there
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03-03-2005, 05:13 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: October 26, 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
Age: 44
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LOL thats a good one there.
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03-03-2005, 06:43 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Haha. lucky fellow.
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03-05-2005, 07:39 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 28, 2003
Location: Australia
Age: 38
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so a teacher was looking at elementary school students, and even commented to one (well she thought he was one).
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