Fun Thanksgiving Joke

Dron_Cah · 11-17-2004, 01:07 PM

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
He was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING [img]smile.gif[/img]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 11-17-2004, 01:12 PM

HAHA! [img]smile.gif[/img] Nice one Drew!

Jaradu · 11-17-2004, 01:15 PM

Took me a while to figure out. Then all the Smarties in my mouth got sprayed across the room.

Brilliant. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Ivelliis · 11-17-2004, 01:22 PM

Heh, that was a good one!
Took me a few minutes to figure it out as well.

Attalus · 11-17-2004, 01:44 PM

Love it, Drew. I even told Galadria, and she liked it, too.

armageddon272 · 11-17-2004, 02:51 PM

thats a rip off of a joke that has the parrot talk about chicken instead of turkey. but yeah, its good.

Bungleau · 11-17-2004, 03:03 PM

It's an oldie, but still a goodie [img]smile.gif[/img] But thanks for making it topical for Thanksgiving here in the States. I believe I can now get some more mileage out of it...

T/-/alali · 11-17-2004, 03:53 PM

Lol, never heard that one before.

You guys are slow, taking a few minutes... [img]tongue.gif[/img] I got it right away...

11-17-2004, 04:26 PM

lol, that's great!! great find [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant · 11-17-2004, 04:50 PM

lol, I think it would be cool to have a parrot like that... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-17-2004, 01:12 PM	#2
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	HAHA! [img]smile.gif[/img] Nice one Drew! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-17-2004, 01:22 PM	#4
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	Heh, that was a good one! Took me a few minutes to figure it out as well. __________________

11-17-2004, 01:44 PM	#5
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 76 Posts: 8,167	Love it, Drew. I even told Galadria, and she liked it, too. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

11-17-2004, 03:03 PM	#7
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	It's an oldie, but still a goodie [img]smile.gif[/img] But thanks for making it topical for Thanksgiving here in the States. I believe I can now get some more mileage out of it... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

11-17-2004, 03:53 PM	#8
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 37 Posts: 700	Lol, never heard that one before. You guys are slow, taking a few minutes... [img]tongue.gif[/img] I got it right away... __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

11-17-2004, 01:07 PM	#1
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. He was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-17-2004, 01:15 PM	#3
Jaradu Silver Dragon Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: Shrewsbury, England Age: 34 Posts: 1,635	Took me a while to figure out. Then all the Smarties in my mouth got sprayed across the room. Brilliant. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

11-17-2004, 02:51 PM	#6
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	thats a rip off of a joke that has the parrot talk about chicken instead of turkey. but yeah, its good.

11-17-2004, 04:26 PM	#9
Spirits forever Guest Posts: n/a	lol, that's great!! great find [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

11-17-2004, 04:50 PM	#10
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	lol, I think it would be cool to have a parrot like that... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Thanksgiving?	Ladyzekke	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	30	11-22-2004 05:58 AM
A thanksgiving card that I made on Thanksgiving	/)eathKiller	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	6	11-29-2003 06:08 PM
Well Thanksgiving is Just About Here!	Ladyzekke	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	31	11-28-2002 12:59 AM
Thanksgiving and what you all will be doing	Nanobyte	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	14	11-25-2002 06:35 PM
A Thanksgiving Poem	DragonMage	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	8	11-21-2002 10:46 PM