The Gift (an oldie)

Arvon · 11-11-2004, 06:41 AM

Great Gift Idea

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

RoSs_bg2_rox · 11-11-2004, 11:49 AM

LOL!!! Haha

That is one of your best for a while mr McComic.

Ivelliis · 11-11-2004, 11:53 AM

LOL! That was a good one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Attalus · 11-11-2004, 01:23 PM

When is the funeral?

Kakero · 11-11-2004, 06:12 PM

woooo...I wonder what that lingerie look like. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

11-11-2004, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox:
LOL!!! Haha That is one of your best for a while mr McComic.

haha yeah it's funny! and Arvon's got a Nick!!

Mr McComic [img]tongue.gif[/img] awesome one ross

Raistlin Majere · 11-12-2004, 01:43 AM

HAHAHA!!! Wife? Not any more [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-11-2004, 06:41 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Great Gift Idea A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-11-2004, 11:49 AM	#2
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	LOL!!! Haha That is one of your best for a while mr McComic. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-11-2004, 11:53 AM	#3
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	LOL! That was a good one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

11-11-2004, 01:23 PM	#4
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 76 Posts: 8,167	When is the funeral? __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

11-12-2004, 01:43 AM	#7
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 37 Posts: 2,323	HAHAHA!!! Wife? Not any more [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

11-11-2004, 06:12 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	woooo...I wonder what that lingerie look like. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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