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07-20-2004, 07:05 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Calling in Sick
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well. "What's the matter?", he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What in the hell is anal glaucoma?" "Well, I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
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07-20-2004, 07:22 AM
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Zartan
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Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
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LMAO! That was great, I think I may use that one tomorow!
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07-20-2004, 07:25 AM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: January 10, 2004
Location: Warrnambool, Vic, Australia
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Ohh and i thought i saw a funnier joke tonight, but this one takes the cake!!!
U BEEEEAUTY!!
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07-20-2004, 07:35 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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makes me wonder if she will ever be able to get her job the day after .
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07-20-2004, 09:51 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
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Hehehehe *graon [img]smile.gif[/img]
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07-20-2004, 10:50 AM
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Elminster
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XD LOL! nice one!
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07-20-2004, 12:01 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: November 10, 2001
Location: Yokosuka Japan
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rofl that was good one
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07-20-2004, 01:56 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: May 27, 2004
Location: Canada
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LOL, that was good.
Now to actually make it work, throw in about 6 obscure medical-sounding Latin phrases in the middle... if you're lucky, you can make your boss's eyes glaze over, and he/she won't even ask you what it is.
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07-20-2004, 02:14 PM
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Symbol of Bane
 Join Date: November 26, 2001
Location: Texas
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