Spaghetti Spaghetti!! Real funny! Read on!

Harkoliar · 01-12-2004, 12:40 AM

As usual, From my email and would love to share it with you guys. cheers!

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid
her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If
she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support
until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to
begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

LordKathen · 01-12-2004, 02:21 AM

Very funny!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

B_part · 01-12-2004, 11:33 AM

lol!

/)eathKiller · 01-12-2004, 12:12 PM

Yikes! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Raistlin Majere · 01-12-2004, 01:08 PM

ROFL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 01-12-2004, 01:28 PM

lol!

Jaradu · 01-12-2004, 01:46 PM

LMAO!

Gangrell · 01-12-2004, 02:13 PM

Haha! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Sythe · 01-12-2004, 05:31 PM

I get it but strangely didn't make me laugh.

Gab · 01-12-2004, 10:28 PM

Though I thought it was really funny, I only chuckled.

[ 01-12-2004, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Gab ]

01-12-2004, 12:40 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	As usual, From my email and would love to share it with you guys. cheers! Spaghetti A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." __________________ Catch me if you can..

01-12-2004, 02:21 AM	#2
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	Very funny!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] __________________

01-12-2004, 11:33 AM	#3
B_part Quintesson Join Date: September 11, 2002 Location: Milan (Italy) Age: 44 Posts: 1,066	lol! __________________ Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed to sheer stupidity

01-12-2004, 12:12 PM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	Yikes! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

01-12-2004, 01:08 PM	#5
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 37 Posts: 2,323	ROFL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

01-12-2004, 01:28 PM	#6
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	lol! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-12-2004, 01:46 PM	#7
Jaradu Silver Dragon Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: Shrewsbury, England Age: 34 Posts: 1,635	LMAO!

01-12-2004, 02:13 PM	#8
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	Haha! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

01-12-2004, 05:31 PM	#9
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	I get it but strangely didn't make me laugh. __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

01-12-2004, 10:28 PM	#10
Gab Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 24, 2003 Location: Ottawa,Canada Age: 38 Posts: 334	Though I thought it was really funny, I only chuckled. [ 01-12-2004, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Gab ] __________________ Live life to the fullest.<br /><br />Gab

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