A very long pun(s)

Arvon · 01-08-2004, 07:34 AM

Life Under the Sea

What is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there.

There was once a brilliant sturgeon on the staff of the community health fishility. He was in fact one of it's flounders. Wiser than salmon, a fin fellow who would never shrimp from his responsibilities, he was successful and happy and always whistled a happy tuna.

One day one of his patients, a mere whipper snapper, started trouting around telling everyone the sturgeon's treatments had made him more eel than he had been and the conked him with a malpractice suit.

Well, the sturgeon was in a real pickeral. The board chased him off the staff and demanded his oyster. But fortunately the case smelt to high heaven so the judge denied the plaintiff's clam.

The board tried to hire the sturgeon back but by then he had hit the bottlenose pretty hard. But what's really shad about the story is that the sturgeon ended up on squid-row.

Intrepid · 01-08-2004, 08:09 AM

groan...

lennoncook should see this [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bozos of Bones · 01-08-2004, 08:18 AM

This is... interesting... atleast...

Zuvio · 01-08-2004, 08:49 AM

Me no get it....

Dragonshadow · 01-08-2004, 10:31 AM

Ik... so much fish...

dplax · 01-08-2004, 10:37 AM

Just word games... (but some were good)

John D Harris · 01-08-2004, 12:34 PM

very punny

Pikachu_PM · 01-08-2004, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John D Harris:

very punny

Lol, now THAT was a classic

[ 01-08-2004, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Pikachu_PM ]

VulcanRider · 01-08-2004, 02:23 PM

LOL! Wasn't there a "song", or at least somebody speaking with music in the background, that told a story something like this? Kind of a "buoy meets gull" tale? I think it was a little risque, 'cause IIRC he caught the crabs...

InjaYew · 01-08-2004, 05:44 PM

I don't know about anybody else, but that gave me a haddock.

01-08-2004, 07:34 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Life Under the Sea What is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there. There was once a brilliant sturgeon on the staff of the community health fishility. He was in fact one of it's flounders. Wiser than salmon, a fin fellow who would never shrimp from his responsibilities, he was successful and happy and always whistled a happy tuna. One day one of his patients, a mere whipper snapper, started trouting around telling everyone the sturgeon's treatments had made him more eel than he had been and the conked him with a malpractice suit. Well, the sturgeon was in a real pickeral. The board chased him off the staff and demanded his oyster. But fortunately the case smelt to high heaven so the judge denied the plaintiff's clam. The board tried to hire the sturgeon back but by then he had hit the bottlenose pretty hard. But what's really shad about the story is that the sturgeon ended up on squid-row. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-08-2004, 08:18 AM	#3
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	This is... interesting... atleast... __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

01-08-2004, 08:49 AM	#4
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 43 Posts: 2,556	Me no get it.... __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-08-2004, 10:37 AM	#6
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 39 Posts: 5,577	Just word games... (but some were good) __________________

01-08-2004, 12:34 PM	#7
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	very punny __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-08-2004, 08:09 AM	#2
Intrepid Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 28, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 38 Posts: 1,124	groan... lennoncook should see this [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-08-2004, 10:31 AM	#5
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Ik... so much fish...

01-08-2004, 02:23 PM	#9
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 60 Posts: 1,971	LOL! Wasn't there a "song", or at least somebody speaking with music in the background, that told a story something like this? Kind of a "buoy meets gull" tale? I think it was a little risque, 'cause IIRC he caught the crabs... __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

01-08-2004, 05:44 PM	#10
InjaYew Zhentarim Guard Join Date: December 31, 2003 Location: SE Tornado Belt Age: 64 Posts: 341	I don't know about anybody else, but that gave me a haddock.

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