A rather odd joke.. Especially for all you Harry Potter readers

uss · 12-19-2003, 07:51 AM

I got this from a site that has very rough jokes, which have content inappropriate for IWF, but I took the one which I thought is the funniest, and gets just as dirty as you take it. Here it goes:

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Ghoul · 12-19-2003, 08:51 AM

I didn't know the meaning of 'wang' before I read this post but now I think I got it.

Bungleau · 12-19-2003, 10:03 AM

It's a computer, right?

Link · 12-19-2003, 11:43 AM

Good one uss

That was really funny.. I didn't know what 'wang' was either, but now I do as well [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah · 12-19-2003, 10:02 PM

Just one question: You guys didn't know what "wang" was? That's really funny. Either A.) you lead very sheltered lives or B.) it's just an American thing. Dunno.

SomeGuy · 12-19-2003, 10:16 PM

lol! That's funny stuff, must show my harry potter fan friends [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero · 12-20-2003, 01:13 AM

I still don't get it. what is wang?

uss · 12-20-2003, 02:18 AM

Ah, I didn't expect so many people to not know what 'wang' is. I guess it is some sort of American expression, which I've heard somewhere.

Kakero, let me quote a line: "Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang"

Dron_Cah · 12-20-2003, 11:49 AM

(Still standing in astonishment, mouth agape) You must be joking!! Does no one know what "wang" is!! (Walks off sadly, shaking his little American head.)

Assassin · 12-20-2003, 12:59 PM

That was great. [img]smile.gif[/img] For those of you who don't know what a wang is... let's just say that it's something that males have...

12-19-2003, 08:51 AM	#2
Ghoul The Magister Join Date: November 13, 2003 Location: Austria Age: 44 Posts: 143	I didn't know the meaning of 'wang' before I read this post but now I think I got it. __________________ [img]\"http://www.myimgs.com/data/Ghoul/sigpic.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />A Ghoul every day keeps fresh breath away. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

12-19-2003, 10:03 AM	#3
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	It's a computer, right? __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

12-19-2003, 10:16 PM	#6
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	lol! That's funny stuff, must show my harry potter fan friends [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

12-20-2003, 12:59 PM	#10
Assassin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 23, 2003 Location: Canada Age: 37 Posts: 1,134	That was great. [img]smile.gif[/img] For those of you who don't know what a wang is... let's just say that it's something that males have... __________________ In The Terminator, Sarah Connor is told a speech by John Connor\'s father that John has given in the future. When John is born, Sarah tells John this speech, and John grows up to tell it in the future. So who wrote the speech?!

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12-19-2003, 07:51 AM	#1
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 36 Posts: 2,775	I got this from a site that has very rough jokes, which have content inappropriate for IWF, but I took the one which I thought is the funniest, and gets just as dirty as you take it. Here it goes: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book Let's see the results... "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. Ok I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? O_______O Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

12-19-2003, 11:43 AM	#4
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 40 Posts: 5,888	Good one uss That was really funny.. I didn't know what 'wang' was either, but now I do as well [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

12-19-2003, 10:02 PM	#5
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Just one question: You guys didn't know what "wang" was? That's really funny. Either A.) you lead very sheltered lives or B.) it's just an American thing. Dunno.

12-20-2003, 01:13 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I still don't get it. what is wang?

12-20-2003, 02:18 AM	#8
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 36 Posts: 2,775	Ah, I didn't expect so many people to not know what 'wang' is. I guess it is some sort of American expression, which I've heard somewhere. Kakero, let me quote a line: "Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang"

12-20-2003, 11:49 AM	#9
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	(Still standing in astonishment, mouth agape) You must be joking!! Does no one know what "wang" is!! (Walks off sadly, shaking his little American head.)

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