Computers are EVIL! EVIL I tell you!

adam warlock · 11-20-2002, 09:56 PM

they are created to frustrate us into suicidal or murderous thoughts
they are created to consume every treasured file we saved into the harddrives.
they are created to shut down the windows during the long-winded emails to our friends.
they are created to inform us that we are low on resources.
they are created to refuse to play the games you downloaded.
they are created to open doors for viruses to crawl into the system.
they are created to freeze up during the important play or conversation.
they are created to rule the world by making us too dependent on them.

*picks up sledgehammer*

/)eathKiller · 11-20-2002, 11:38 PM

They are created to replace us...

Djinn Raffo · 11-21-2002, 01:57 AM

EVIL

Adam Warlock!

Use that infinity gem Girl! My computer is the best video game i have ever played!

11-21-2002, 02:13 AM

How Ironic.
You tell us that you hate computers,but then you play games, and tell us about you playing games on them!

Djinn Raffo · 11-21-2002, 02:33 AM

are you talking to me?

Is evil, i never lose so much sleep!

Dagorion · 11-21-2002, 02:38 AM

Please don't tell me you only just found out that they are evil. I knew that even before I started using them, the look on your family members faces as they shake the monitor screaming for the computer to start working... It's quite disturbing. And lets not forget the proverb; "Bugs come in through open windows"

(I love that joke...)

Sio · 11-21-2002, 03:53 AM

Yep they are!
But I for one cant stop using them, and probably never will not use em [img]smile.gif[/img]
Were slaves to them hehe

Sir Krustin · 11-21-2002, 07:30 AM

Hmm, sounds like a winblows rant. Your system has been infected by the dreaded microsoft virus windows. To relieve yourself of this evil, you must excorcise with Linux.

adam warlock · 11-21-2002, 11:59 AM

[img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] *to linux* no way then I can't play Everquest [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-21-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
[img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] *to linux* no way then I can't play Everquest [img]tongue.gif[/img]

nice butt

11-20-2002, 09:56 PM	#1
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 54 Posts: 3,234	they are created to frustrate us into suicidal or murderous thoughts they are created to consume every treasured file we saved into the harddrives. they are created to shut down the windows during the long-winded emails to our friends. they are created to inform us that we are low on resources. they are created to refuse to play the games you downloaded. they are created to open doors for viruses to crawl into the system. they are created to freeze up during the important play or conversation. they are created to rule the world by making us too dependent on them. picks up sledgehammer __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

11-20-2002, 11:38 PM	#2
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	They are created to replace us... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

11-21-2002, 02:38 AM	#6
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 38 Posts: 868	Please don't tell me you only just found out that they are evil. I knew that even before I started using them, the look on your family members faces as they shake the monitor screaming for the computer to start working... It's quite disturbing. And lets not forget the proverb; "Bugs come in through open windows" (I love that joke...) __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

11-21-2002, 03:53 AM	#7
Sio Avatar Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: UK Age: 39 Posts: 546	Yep they are! But I for one cant stop using them, and probably never will not use em [img]smile.gif[/img] Were slaves to them hehe __________________ ICCT HEdral Phillip 4Glass Orchestration<br /> [img]\"http://members.lycos.co.uk/deatbringer/sio-sig1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

11-21-2002, 07:30 AM	#8
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 61 Posts: 1,394	Hmm, sounds like a winblows rant. Your system has been infected by the dreaded microsoft virus windows. To relieve yourself of this evil, you must excorcise with Linux. __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

11-21-2002, 01:57 AM	#3
Djinn Raffo Ra Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Ant Hill Age: 50 Posts: 2,397	EVIL Adam Warlock! Use that infinity gem Girl! My computer is the best video game i have ever played!

11-21-2002, 02:13 AM	#4
Slizerio Guest Posts: n/a	How Ironic. You tell us that you hate computers,but then you play games, and tell us about you playing games on them!

11-21-2002, 02:33 AM	#5
Djinn Raffo Ra Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Ant Hill Age: 50 Posts: 2,397	are you talking to me? Is evil, i never lose so much sleep!

11-21-2002, 11:59 AM	#9
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 54 Posts: 3,234	[img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] to linux no way then I can't play Everquest [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

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