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07-14-2002, 05:05 AM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: July 14, 2002
Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps.
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We are The Collective. Our long journey through hyperspace has brought us to your puny planet. Our normal tactic is to immediately assimilate all sentient beings into our collective conciousness.
However, we have a problem. We are powerless to resist the temptations of really nice coffee and assorted patisserie produce. In countless millennia traversing the multiverse we have never encountered such a distraction.........er.....help!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Please send a cleaner for the Table of Doom as well, if that's all right with you......
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07-14-2002, 05:14 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,788
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And welcome to you [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
As I can see you are new here, I would ask that you take a few minutes to read the Rules and Regulations which you can access via the button at the top of the page. By and large, I think you will find us a fairly friendly bunch - enjoy your time here 
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07-14-2002, 05:23 AM
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Takhisis Follower
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Mandurah, West Australia
Age: 61
Posts: 5,073
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Hello Collective - I hope you come in peace - please accept a humble offerring of pretzels, as all that beer must be making you hungry [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]
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07-14-2002, 05:29 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: January 27, 2002
Location: Plateau of Singapore
Age: 62
Posts: 1,230
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Hello, Collective.
Hope you'll like it here.
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07-14-2002, 05:34 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: October 18, 2003
Location: Oslo, Norway.
Age: 62
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07-14-2002, 05:41 AM
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Set - Egyptian God of Chaos
 Join Date: January 7, 2002
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Age: 46
Posts: 2,975
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Welcome collective and remember that vegemite sandwiches make tables of doom even doomier [img]tongue.gif[/img]
As for assorted patisserie produce, our good friend, mentor and patisserie king, Donut the magnificent, is currently at a collective of his own so wait till he gets back and you will be pleasantly surprised (just watch out for his subtitles  )
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07-14-2002, 05:57 AM
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40th Level Warrior
  Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 59
Posts: 16,981
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Stop drinking guys, it's getting to your heads !
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07-14-2002, 06:01 AM
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Set - Egyptian God of Chaos
Join Date: January 7, 2002
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Age: 46
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07-14-2002, 06:03 AM
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Set - Egyptian God of Chaos
Join Date: January 7, 2002
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Age: 46
Posts: 2,975
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Unfortunately our cleaning lady, Epona, is also away (at the same collective as Donut the magnificent coincidentaly) so as far as getting the table of doom cleaned up, I'm afraid you're gonna have to tackle that prob yourself
[ 07-14-2002, 06:05 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]
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07-14-2002, 06:07 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: January 27, 2002
Location: Plateau of Singapore
Age: 62
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I thought Epona's a guy?
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