Don't try to photocopy your bum :P

Spelca · 12-10-2004, 07:17 PM

Office parties 'can be dangerous'

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Don't dance on tables at the office Christmas party and resist the temptation to photocopy body parts in a drunken attempt to amuse colleagues.

That is the message from Britain's Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA), which joined trade unions on Friday to issue guidelines on how to host a safe and successful office party.

"Resist the temptation to photocopy parts of your anatomy," RoSPA and the Trades Union Congress (TUC) said. "If the copier breaks, you'll have Christmas with glass in painful places."

"Dancing on desks could do them and you a lot of damage," they said. "Likewise, the boardroom table is meant for weighty documents, not overweight executives."

Candles, flaming Christmas puddings and cigarettes should be avoided at all costs.

Stepladders, not swivel chairs, should be used to hang tinsel and mistletoe, which should not be hung near sources of heat.

"Keep a close eye on those who may drink too much," the organizations advised. "Alcohol makes some people aggressive rather than friendly. The party will be spoiled if it ends in a punch-up or harassment complaint."

RoSPA and the TUC were condemned by some as killjoys but said they were only trying to help.

"We are not being party poopers," RoSPA Occupational Safety Adviser Roger Bibbings said.

"Some sensible safety precautions will allow people to have a great office celebration without having to call in the emergency services."

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/eu...eut/index.html

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johnny · 12-10-2004, 07:29 PM

Awwww dammit...i was going to photocopy my ass and sent copies to everyone on IW for Christmas. Guess that won't be happening this year then.

Jorath Calar · 12-12-2004, 10:34 AM

...and a huge collective sigh of relief is heard from the Ironworks... [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 12-12-2004, 10:48 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

Hivetyrant · 12-12-2004, 11:12 AM

lol, I suppose that would be a good present for all the kids who were naughty...or maybe not [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Iron Greasel · 12-12-2004, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
lol, I suppose that would be a good present for all the kids who were naughty...or maybe not [img]tongue.gif[/img]

How about simply the ones you don't like?

Sir Goulum · 12-12-2004, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
lol, I suppose that would be a good present for all the kids who were naughty...or maybe not [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Well, you don't want to scar them for life, now. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero · 12-13-2004, 05:18 AM

Ahh crap. And I was thinking about holding a wild party at office at the year end . [img]tongue.gif[/img]

12-10-2004, 07:17 PM	#1
Spelca Emerald Dragon Join Date: January 3, 2002 Location: From Slovenia, in Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 931	Office parties 'can be dangerous' LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Don't dance on tables at the office Christmas party and resist the temptation to photocopy body parts in a drunken attempt to amuse colleagues. That is the message from Britain's Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA), which joined trade unions on Friday to issue guidelines on how to host a safe and successful office party. "Resist the temptation to photocopy parts of your anatomy," RoSPA and the Trades Union Congress (TUC) said. "If the copier breaks, you'll have Christmas with glass in painful places." "Dancing on desks could do them and you a lot of damage," they said. "Likewise, the boardroom table is meant for weighty documents, not overweight executives." Candles, flaming Christmas puddings and cigarettes should be avoided at all costs. Stepladders, not swivel chairs, should be used to hang tinsel and mistletoe, which should not be hung near sources of heat. "Keep a close eye on those who may drink too much," the organizations advised. "Alcohol makes some people aggressive rather than friendly. The party will be spoiled if it ends in a punch-up or harassment complaint." RoSPA and the TUC were condemned by some as killjoys but said they were only trying to help. "We are not being party poopers," RoSPA Occupational Safety Adviser Roger Bibbings said. "Some sensible safety precautions will allow people to have a great office celebration without having to call in the emergency services." http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/eu...eut/index.html [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ At one time or another there will be a choice: you or the wall. (J. Winterson)

12-10-2004, 07:29 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Awwww dammit...i was going to photocopy my ass and sent copies to everyone on IW for Christmas. Guess that won't be happening this year then. __________________

12-12-2004, 10:34 AM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	...and a huge collective sigh of relief is heard from the Ironworks... [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 12-12-2004, 10:48 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

12-12-2004, 11:12 AM	#4
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	lol, I suppose that would be a good present for all the kids who were naughty...or maybe not [img]tongue.gif[/img]

12-13-2004, 05:18 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Ahh crap. And I was thinking about holding a wild party at office at the year end . [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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