The Geography of Men and Women

Vaskez · 05-08-2002, 01:29 PM

The Geography of a Woman
>
>Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like
>Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally
>beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas.
>
>Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
>discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
>countries with cash or cars.
>Between the ages of 30 -35,she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
>and
>convinced of its own beauty.
>
>Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
>have
>been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
>desirable place to visit.
>
>Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
>war
>and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
>
>Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
>Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the
>frigid
>climate keeps people away.
>
>Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
>glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
>
>After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
>is, but no one wants to go there.
>
>The Geography of a Man
>
>Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like
>Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

Horatio · 05-08-2002, 01:39 PM

If you are not a female, you are stepping on dangerous ground, my friend. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

EDIT: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ENGLAND HAS NO FUTURE! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?!?! LONDON IS MOST POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MOST CULTURAL CITIES IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD!!!

[ 05-08-2002, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

Vaskez · 05-08-2002, 01:42 PM

I was sent this in email BY a female, does that count?

"Stepping on dangerous ground" is my middle name

Grojlach · 05-08-2002, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
If you are not a female, you are stepping on dangerous ground, my friend. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ah, no problems here... It's that girl from Alien, see? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 05-08-2002, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:

EDIT: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ENGLAND HAS NO FUTURE! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?!?! LONDON IS MOST POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MOST CULTURAL CITIES IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD!!!

I LIVE in England

Vaskez · 05-08-2002, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grojlach:

quote:
Originally posted by Horatio:
If you are not a female, you are stepping on dangerous ground, my friend. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ah, no problems here... It's that girl from Alien, see? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Trust cheeky-boy Grojlach to stick his unwanted nose in

Beltazar · 05-08-2002, 01:51 PM

just remember the song my friend, "Treat him like a lady!" (j/k

)

Lanthir · 05-08-2002, 01:52 PM

I will decline comment on the first part of his post. Although I d tend to agree with the secon part about men

Horatio · 05-08-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:

I LIVE in England [/QUOTE]

In that case I withdraw my comment.

Vaskez · 05-08-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanthir:
I will decline comment on the first part of his post. Although I d tend to agree with the secon part about men

What no one found it funny? I'm disappointed in you lot [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-08-2002, 01:29 PM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	The Geography of a Woman > >Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like >Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally >beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas. > >Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely >discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with >countries with cash or cars. >Between the ages of 30 -35,she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed >and >convinced of its own beauty. > >Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may >have >been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and >desirable place to visit. > >Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the >war >and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. > >Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. >Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the >frigid >climate keeps people away. > >Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a >glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. > >After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it >is, but no one wants to go there. > >The Geography of a Man > >Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like >Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick. __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

05-08-2002, 01:39 PM	#2
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	If you are not a female, you are stepping on dangerous ground, my friend. [img]tongue.gif[/img] EDIT: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ENGLAND HAS NO FUTURE! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?!?! LONDON IS MOST POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MOST CULTURAL CITIES IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD!!! [ 05-08-2002, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-08-2002, 01:42 PM	#3
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	I was sent this in email BY a female, does that count? "Stepping on dangerous ground" is my middle name __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

05-08-2002, 01:51 PM	#7
Beltazar Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 22, 2002 Location: San Anselmo CA Posts: 306	just remember the song my friend, "Treat him like a lady!" (j/k ) __________________ <br /><br />\"Just trust me. After all I\'m the floating, glowing guy.\"

05-08-2002, 01:52 PM	#8
Lanthir Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: April 3, 2002 Location: West Palm Beach Age: 44 Posts: 612	I will decline comment on the first part of his post. Although I d tend to agree with the secon part about men __________________ <br /><br />[url]\"http://home.talkcity.com/ImaginaryPl/lanthir/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">All About Lanthir</a>

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