Ok It's spam...but funny!!!!!

Arvon · 05-06-2002, 10:40 AM

Vengeance is Mine

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.

05-06-2002, 10:50 AM

A good joke is never considered spam [img]smile.gif[/img]

Nice one, Arvon

Neb · 05-06-2002, 10:50 AM

Heheheh.... Cruel

Ar-Cunin · 05-06-2002, 10:54 AM

It just goes to show - you have to be careful what pictures you have taken of yourself - you never know when they come back to haunt you

really nice story though [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

uss · 05-06-2002, 10:56 AM

lol! i wouldnt call that spam

Horatio · 05-06-2002, 11:01 AM

I wouldn't call it a spam.

I'd call it a masterpeice!!!

Black Knight · 05-06-2002, 11:18 AM

Hehe -- typing....typing...typing...emailing to friends...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

BK

Beaumanoir · 05-06-2002, 04:03 PM

LOL! Ach. That Aint Spam Arvon!!! If Its Funny, It Aint Really True Spam!

TheThing · 05-06-2002, 04:17 PM

before I finished this joke, I was thinking the boy would use photoshop to edit the picture, and send a picture of himself having sex with her to her current boy friend

or better yet, edit it to make three-some and send it to her parents... oh well, the endless posibility with the technology nowadays

Fizz · 05-06-2002, 04:19 PM

LOL... Heehee...

[img]smile.gif[/img] If that's spam - it's the best type of spam I've seen in a while!

05-06-2002, 10:40 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Vengeance is Mine Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

05-06-2002, 10:54 AM	#4
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 2,326	It just goes to show - you have to be careful what pictures you have taken of yourself - you never know when they come back to haunt you really nice story though [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

05-06-2002, 11:01 AM	#6
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	I wouldn't call it a spam. I'd call it a masterpeice!!! __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-06-2002, 11:18 AM	#7
Black Knight Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Delaware OH USA Age: 47 Posts: 3,168	Hehe -- typing....typing...typing...emailing to friends... [img]smile.gif[/img] BK __________________ The Black Storm Cloud of the Night - Consort to a Queen- Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way - Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons - Heart, Mind, and Soul- Newbie at Heart - ()xxxxxxxxxxxxx{}:::::::::::::::::::::>

05-06-2002, 04:03 PM	#8
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	LOL! Ach. That Aint Spam Arvon!!! If Its Funny, It Aint Really True Spam! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

05-06-2002, 10:50 AM	#2
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	A good joke is never considered spam [img]smile.gif[/img] Nice one, Arvon

05-06-2002, 10:50 AM	#3
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Heheheh.... Cruel

05-06-2002, 10:56 AM	#5
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 35 Posts: 2,775	lol! i wouldnt call that spam

05-06-2002, 04:17 PM	#9
TheThing Banned User Join Date: March 17, 2002 Location: shadow Posts: 246	before I finished this joke, I was thinking the boy would use photoshop to edit the picture, and send a picture of himself having sex with her to her current boy friend or better yet, edit it to make three-some and send it to her parents... oh well, the endless posibility with the technology nowadays

05-06-2002, 04:19 PM	#10
Fizz Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 5, 2002 Location: Venezuela Posts: 11	LOL... Heehee... [img]smile.gif[/img] If that's spam - it's the best type of spam I've seen in a while!

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