A new medical dictionary....

Garnet FalconDance · 01-27-2002, 04:47 PM

Hillbilly Medical Terms

*Benign.................What you be after you be eight.
*Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
*Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
*Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
*Catscan................Searching for the cat.
*Cauterize...........Made eye contact with her.
*Colic...............A sheep dog.
*Coma................A punctuation mark.
*D&C.................Where Washington is.
*Dilate..............To live longer than your kids do.
*Enema..............Not a friend.
*Fester.............Quicker than someone else.
*Fibula.............A small lie.
*G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.
*Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.
*Impotent............Distinguished, well known.
*Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
*Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.
*Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
*Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
*Node.....................I knew it.
*Outpatient...............A person who has fainted.
*Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.
*Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.
*Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
*Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.
*Secretion........Hiding something
*Tablet...........A small table to change babies on.
*Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
*Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
*Tumor...............More than one.
*Urine...............Opposite of mine.
*Varicose............Near by
*Hospital............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

John D Harris · 01-27-2002, 05:27 PM

Miss Garnet FalconDance Ma'am, Thanks for clearing up the medical jargon, now I'll know what the Dr. is talking about

Galadria1 · 01-27-2002, 06:02 PM

LOL. Garnet, you missed "Order," as in "I order go to work, but ahm tarred."

LennonCook · 01-27-2002, 09:28 PM

I love it, I love it!!

01-27-2002, 04:47 PM	#1
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 61 Posts: 1,443	Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign.................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria. Barium.................What you do with dead folks. Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan................Searching for the cat. Cauterize...........Made eye contact with her. Colic...............A sheep dog. Coma................A punctuation mark. D&C.................Where Washington is. Dilate..............To live longer than your kids do. Enema..............Not a friend. Fester.............Quicker than someone else. Fibula.............A small lie. G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball. Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on. Impotent............Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work. Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates. Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake. Node.....................I knew it. Outpatient...............A person who has fainted. Pap Smear................A fatherhood test. Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative...........A letter carrier. Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery. Secretion........Hiding something Tablet...........A small table to change babies on. Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section. Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station. Tumor...............More than one. Urine...............Opposite of mine. Varicose............Near by Hospital............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill. __________________ "Nature tells every secret once." Ralph Waldo Emerson

01-27-2002, 05:27 PM	#2
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	Miss Garnet FalconDance Ma'am, Thanks for clearing up the medical jargon, now I'll know what the Dr. is talking about __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-27-2002, 06:02 PM	#3
Galadria1 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 11, 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 369	LOL. Garnet, you missed "Order," as in "I order go to work, but ahm tarred." __________________ Lady Galadria, a proud Cavalier of Keldorn\'s Order; Oh So Simple Marshmallow Woman of the ORT. Member, HADB<br /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" -Saki<br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

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