Go Army!!!!! this is funny.

Earthdog · 08-16-2001, 03:16 AM

Sent to me by a friend in Dallas:

This is great!

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the
all-time best comeback lines in my life.

Note: This is an exact replication of National
Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army
General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bitirresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll beproperly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think was, "Go Army!"

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Victor von Steiner · 08-16-2001, 03:53 AM

OMG!!! Go Army. Two thumbs up for the General.

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debiler · 08-16-2001, 04:28 AM

Yeah, military is kinda sexy.

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proud male

Harkoliar · 08-16-2001, 04:55 AM

that just cracks me up

hope you send more lol!!

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Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

Istaron · 08-16-2001, 05:37 AM

Hehe, that was a nice one

GO ARMY!

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We call him Bobby Corwen

Redblueflare · 08-16-2001, 10:55 AM

Lol! Bet the female broadcaster walked out feeling pretty darn good about herself! Maybe...

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

08-16-2001, 11:55 AM

LOL!!!

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All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen?

Fish?
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Welcome to your doom!!!
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Sir Taliesin · 08-16-2001, 12:27 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! Best come back I,ve heard in years!!!

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Sir Taliesin

If they take my gun can I still use my Axe?

MILAMBER · 08-16-2001, 12:39 PM

That just about made her look like a dumb ass!!! That was great!

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)

Member of CLAN HADB

Lord of Alcohol · 08-16-2001, 01:20 PM

TOO FUNNY! I guess I gotta say....GO ARMY!!!

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08-16-2001, 03:16 AM	#1
Earthdog Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 1, 2001 Location: melbourne victoria australia Age: 60 Posts: 960	Sent to me by a friend in Dallas: This is great! Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the all-time best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bitirresponsible, isn't it?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll beproperly supervised on the rifle range." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? " The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think was, "Go Army!" ------------------ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

08-16-2001, 03:53 AM	#2
Victor von Steiner Silver Dragon Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: Myth Drannor, Elven Court, Fareun Age: 54 Posts: 1,654	OMG!!! Go Army. Two thumbs up for the General. ------------------

08-16-2001, 04:28 AM	#3
debiler Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 6, 2001 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Age: 45 Posts: 811	Yeah, military is kinda sexy. ------------------ proud male

08-16-2001, 04:55 AM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	that just cracks me up hope you send more lol!! ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

08-16-2001, 05:37 AM	#5
Istaron Banned User Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Uppland Posts: 711	Hehe, that was a nice one GO ARMY! ------------------ We call him Bobby Corwen

08-16-2001, 10:55 AM	#6
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 41 Posts: 2,151	Lol! Bet the female broadcaster walked out feeling pretty darn good about herself! Maybe... ------------------ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

08-16-2001, 11:55 AM	#7
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	LOL!!! ------------------ All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? Fish? ********************* Welcome to your doom!!! *********************

08-16-2001, 12:27 PM	#8
Sir Taliesin Silver Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Knoxville, TN USA Age: 62 Posts: 1,641	ROTFLMAO!!! Best come back I,ve heard in years!!! ------------------ Sir Taliesin If they take my gun can I still use my Axe?

08-16-2001, 12:39 PM	#9
MILAMBER Lord Soth Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,948	That just about made her look like a dumb ass!!! That was great! ------------------ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945) Member of CLAN HADB

08-16-2001, 01:20 PM	#10
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	TOO FUNNY! I guess I gotta say....GO ARMY!!!

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