You Know You've Played Too Much Baldur's Gate 2 When...

[Jerr Conner]

(Everyone who reads this must add at least 3 items to the current list)

You know you've been playing too much Baldur's Gate 2 when...

1. When you get injured, you drink anything blue. Green for poisoned.
2. You start collecting Cat and Dog fur, and your only explanation is that "Cromwell will make me some kickass armor!"
3. You actually know a Dwarf named Cromwell
4. You start talking about how you won't have any wings anymore, or that you miss your dead husband/wife
5. When you come upon a recently deceased person (Someone who just died), you take out a white and red stick and point it at them.
6. If you did number 5, and they don't come back to life, you scream, "Damn, out of charges!"
7. If you did number 5 while the person was being revived with CPR, and they come back, then you expect a reward.
8. In the case that the person in number 5 plays too much Baldur's Gate 2 as well, they will give you 400 dollars, and a magical leather jacket
9. You buy a hamster and name him Boo
10. You buy a rabbit and refer to it as your familiar
11. You kill anyone named Jon, while screaming, "Irenicus dies!"

[ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Jerr Conner ]

[Sir Exxon]

...12. Whenever you eat turkey or something like that, you say "Lets see what's inside this one!"
13. If you come in a fight, you must always sing a battle-song first
14. If you pass a bird etc, you always kills it and tells people it was for the experience...


see ya!

[ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

[Helspanth]

15.You begin calling your girlfrien Jaheira/Viconia/Aerie
16.At difficult situations you wonder where the hell is the pause key!
17.You try to collect 5000 gps to able to cast magic freely within the city!

[ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Helspanth ]

[Jerr Conner]

quote:

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Originally posted by Helspanth:
5.You begin calling your girlfrien Jaheira/Viconia/Aerie
6.At difficult situations you wonder where the hell is the pause key!
7.You try to collect 5000 gps to able to cast magic freely within the city!

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Don't forget, you call yoyur boyfriend Anomen too ;C)

[Oni Master]

- You are always waiting for a list of possible responses when "initiating dialouge" with others.
- Edit : Someone beat me on this one [img]tongue.gif[/img]
- You never invite more than five people to your parties.. and if someone new shows up, you tell one of the others to leave.

[ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Oni Master ]

[Big Red]

18. When you pick up as much stuff as you can carry, and then try to sell it in the next shop you visit.

[Sir Kenyth]

You start lifting weights, get a trained hamster, and start talking with a Rashaman accent?

[Ezekial]

18. You start asking priests to heal you
19. You try to hide in shadows to avoid people
20. You berak into all the cupboards etc. in houses you visit
21. You change your name to match your PC

[chevalier mal fet]

22) You start classifying people around you by their alignments. ( Im certain my boss is lawful evil).

23) Drink too much at your local tavern, exclaim to nearby women "I have a magic sword...wanna see?...But its plus three to hit..."

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[Auraleus]

1. Whenever you see someone you haven't seen in a while you always say, "Didn't I kill you the last time we met?"
2. You start slamming the space bar to no avail in other games you play
3. You write "Stone to Flesh" on peices of paper then walk up to statues and hit them with it screaming "LIVE DAMNIT LIIIIVE!"