Favorite conversation (or part of)

[Pyrenk]

Post your favorite conversation (not the whole thing, unless you want to-just the characters involved, and your favorite phrase in it) here.

Mine would have to be the one with Portalbendarwinden, one screen north of Nashkel.

One of the choices that you have while you're talking to him:

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning,
insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering,
smart-arsed fool, freaks, and felons that continually test my will,
mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've
got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of
yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a
large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and
stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that
even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it
with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly
CLEAR?!"

Reminds me of why I love this game so much ^-^

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

That's an awesome response.
I like that, I like the conversation with Mr. Shade, and I like the response to Centeol featured in my signature.