Summon a Cow, kill the world.

Charlie · 05-02-2001, 03:08 PM

I just found a reference to a summon a cow scroll, being bloody nosey I just had to find out what it did. I used Shadowkeeper to install it in my game and SHIIIITTTT, It's the worlds most powerful spell.

I just entered Drow City, cast the spell from the scroll (it can be memorized too) and holy cow

it killed every single inhabitant of the city without me lifting a finger....unbelievable. Your rep drops by 7 but everyone explodes....great fun, try it yourself.

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One love, peace.

05-02-2001, 03:26 PM

i belive that this spell was in the original baldurs gate, when you cast it is showed that Wyvern nicking a cow movies and then dropped a cow on you enemys head. It was Level 2. Theres also a spell called the MDK 2 spell which should summone the charecters from this game but doesnt work.

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Charlie · 05-02-2001, 04:00 PM

Aaahh I didn't realise that. Yes it is level 2, bloody powerful for a level 2 spell. I just had a quick count and it killed about 70 inhabitants at once, including dogs, cats etc. The rep' drop is because the innocents get wasted too.....ooops.

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One love, peace.

slackerboy · 05-02-2001, 04:15 PM

arg, kill 'em all!

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05-02-2001, 06:14 PM

NOBODY is innocent. Lord Raptor kills them ALL!!! - but not with cows

Charlie · 05-02-2001, 06:23 PM

LOL @ Lord Shield. An odd weapon to say the least.

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One love, peace.

Glycerine · 05-02-2001, 07:29 PM

Death by falling cows...interesting. Certainly not the way a warrior should die.

Glycerine

Killer · 05-03-2001, 02:25 AM

always use soumnd cow hahahahahahaahhaha
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death is the way of life Killer

TheDutkanator · 05-03-2001, 10:47 AM

FEAR MY WRATH

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"I'm sorry, did I kill you?"

ShadowUK · 05-03-2001, 01:48 PM

We'll have cow proficiensy slots soon

Grand Mastery in cow throwing...........

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05-02-2001, 03:08 PM	#1
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	I just found a reference to a summon a cow scroll, being bloody nosey I just had to find out what it did. I used Shadowkeeper to install it in my game and SHIIIITTTT, It's the worlds most powerful spell. I just entered Drow City, cast the spell from the scroll (it can be memorized too) and holy cow it killed every single inhabitant of the city without me lifting a finger....unbelievable. Your rep drops by 7 but everyone explodes....great fun, try it yourself. ------------------ One love, peace.

05-02-2001, 03:26 PM	#2
Dramnek_Ulk Guest Posts: n/a	i belive that this spell was in the original baldurs gate, when you cast it is showed that Wyvern nicking a cow movies and then dropped a cow on you enemys head. It was Level 2. Theres also a spell called the MDK 2 spell which should summone the charecters from this game but doesnt work. ------------------ The most Holy and Divine Godly and Wise Noble and Kind Knights of the Ever burning Flame Imperishable of Eternal Hope and Faith from which all Life will find its Perfect Gleaming Shining Defence Force of honour and Righteous Justice to protect them form the Corrupt Amoral Baneful Evil Flagitious Nefarious Vile wretched Depraved Low Base Sordid and dirty Wizard of ultimate doom Who wishes to destroy This Eden like Land of Bountiful Promise And Racial Harmony with great natural beauty which He dare not despoil with Grasping Talons of Destroying Misery Death pollution destruction anhilation War Strife and Hatred (Those of you who can say this without drawing breath may be awarded a small prize) Worlds longest signature© Dramnek_Ulk

05-02-2001, 04:00 PM	#3
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	Aaahh I didn't realise that. Yes it is level 2, bloody powerful for a level 2 spell. I just had a quick count and it killed about 70 inhabitants at once, including dogs, cats etc. The rep' drop is because the innocents get wasted too.....ooops. ------------------ One love, peace.

05-02-2001, 04:15 PM	#4
slackerboy Gold Dragon Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: smyrna, tn, usa Age: 46 Posts: 2,506	arg, kill 'em all! ------------------ Lord of the Screen Shot Get My IronWorks Winamp skin

05-02-2001, 06:14 PM	#5
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	NOBODY is innocent. Lord Raptor kills them ALL!!! - but not with cows

05-02-2001, 06:23 PM	#6
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	LOL @ Lord Shield. An odd weapon to say the least. ------------------ One love, peace.

05-02-2001, 07:29 PM	#7
Glycerine Manshoon Join Date: April 4, 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana, USA Posts: 150	Death by falling cows...interesting. Certainly not the way a warrior should die. Glycerine

05-03-2001, 02:25 AM	#8
Killer Banned User Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: sweden Posts: 349	always use soumnd cow hahahahahahaahhaha . . . . . death is the way of life Killer

05-03-2001, 10:47 AM	#9
TheDutkanator Avatar Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: MN, USA Age: 44 Posts: 519	FEAR MY WRATH ------------------ "I'm sorry, did I kill you?"

05-03-2001, 01:48 PM	#10
ShadowUK Avatar Join Date: March 10, 2001 Location: England, Worcester Posts: 524	We'll have cow proficiensy slots soon Grand Mastery in cow throwing........... ------------------

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