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Xanathar Thieves Guild
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Location: Wichita, KS USA
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Never assume!
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds,and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!
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Lord Soth
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] nice one.
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Jack Burton
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Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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fooled me
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Gold Dragon
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That was a good one!
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Lord Ao
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...nice
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40th Level Warrior
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Got me as well.
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40th Level Warrior
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Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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LOL! My wife liked it, and my daughter (nine today!) wants to know what's so funny... not this time, sweetie [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
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John Locke
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Quote:
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40th Level Warrior
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She sure does... just not yet
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