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Old 04-09-2006, 10:35 AM   #1
robertthebard
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Never assume!

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came
into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when
2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play
with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is
not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds,and Jimmy's Mom
wants to talk to you!
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Old 04-09-2006, 10:39 AM   #2
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] nice one.
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Old 04-09-2006, 11:22 AM   #3
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fooled me
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Old 04-09-2006, 01:20 PM   #4
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That was a good one!
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Old 04-09-2006, 01:26 PM   #5
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...nice
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:49 PM   #6
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Got me as well.
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Old 04-10-2006, 04:56 PM   #7
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LOL! My wife liked it, and my daughter (nine today!) wants to know what's so funny... not this time, sweetie [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
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Old 04-10-2006, 07:57 PM   #8
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Originally posted by Bungleau:
LOL! My wife liked it, and my daughter (nine today!) wants to know what's so funny... not this time, sweetie [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
Oh c'mon... she's gotta learn sometime.
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:01 PM   #9
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She sure does... just not yet
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