Slow - - The Ironworks Hostage-Taking Thread

Link · 07-17-2005, 02:31 PM

Slow. Yes, that's what you all are!

S-L-O-W!!!

I seem to be the only posting here, and without your help I need to start a monologue to up my post count! There's like a gazillion people online right now, and still no one seems to be posting! Tell some interesting stories already! The world's an interesting place, right?

(and if you've got nothing interesting to tell, then share with us your stories of how you rescued an ant from your refridgerator or something)

[ 07-17-2005, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

Legolas · 07-17-2005, 02:33 PM

Why don't you go ahead and take the GD forum hostage?

Link · 07-17-2005, 02:36 PM

Ehmm.... Yeah!!

Good plan! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

I hereby announce that I'm taking the GD board hostage! For a ransom of...

....

(Legolas, help me out here!! [img]graemlins/scream.gif[/img] )

[ 07-17-2005, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

Iron Greasel · 07-17-2005, 02:42 PM

Does that mean we can't post or something?

I rescued a cat from a refrigerator once, I think. Does it still count if I put it there in the first place?

Link · 07-17-2005, 02:46 PM

In order of questions: I think we're going to give out licenses to the people who've paid us tribute, yes.

I think you were very brave rescuing that cat from the refridgerator. You could've gotten hurt! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

On behalf of the Supreme Leader Of Webhostagetaking,

Link
Supreme Chancellor

Questions? Ask:
Legolas
Appointed Responsible Spokesperson

Chewbacca · 07-17-2005, 02:56 PM

I'll pay tribute but I want a fancy title first.

whats the offer?

Legolas · 07-17-2005, 02:57 PM

Er. Well. Alright then.

Listen up you lurkers.
We demand 14 new topics, and 53 replies.
10 of these replies must involve interesting stories, and 7 of the replies must come from the hands of comely damsels scarce in cloth.
We also want 9 blue feather pillows and an icecream cone.
You have 48 hours to give in to our demands or you may never see the GD forum again.

Disclaimer: We reserve the right to make changes or additions to the list of demands without prior notification.

Link · 07-17-2005, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
Er. Well. Alright then.

Listen up you lurkers.
We demand 14 new topics, and 53 replies.
10 of these replies must involve interesting stories, and 7 of the replies must come from the hands of comely damsels scarce in cloth.
We also want 9 blue feather pillows and an icecream cone.
You have 48 hours to give in to our demands or you may never see the GD forum again.

Disclaimer: We reserve the right to make changes or additions to the list of demands without prior notification.

Hear hear! I want to emphasize the damsels scarce in cloth.

*whispers* Don't we mean "gorgeous damsels", Legolas? Otherwise they might come around with some hideous looking cavewomen they defrosted somewhere!!

AHEM! *clears throat* Chewbacca can become Undersecretary to the Assistant Manager on the Third Floor. You'll be in charge of counteractions from (undoubtedly) Ziroc-fanatics.. HOOAH!! [img]graemlins/rambo.gif[/img]

Ivelliis · 07-17-2005, 03:04 PM

An ice cream cone you say?

Well...it's awfully hot out here, but what the hell, anything for ransom demands.

Link · 07-17-2005, 03:05 PM

Wow! An icecream cone!!

*puts it on his head*

07-17-2005, 02:31 PM	#1
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	Slow. Yes, that's what you all are! S-L-O-W!!! I seem to be the only posting here, and without your help I need to start a monologue to up my post count! There's like a gazillion people online right now, and still no one seems to be posting! Tell some interesting stories already! The world's an interesting place, right? (and if you've got nothing interesting to tell, then share with us your stories of how you rescued an ant from your refridgerator or something) [ 07-17-2005, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Link ] __________________ Rowing is not a sport, it's a way of life Goal: Beijing 2008

07-17-2005, 02:42 PM	#4
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 1,701	Does that mean we can't post or something? I rescued a cat from a refrigerator once, I think. Does it still count if I put it there in the first place? __________________

07-17-2005, 02:46 PM	#5
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	In order of questions: I think we're going to give out licenses to the people who've paid us tribute, yes. I think you were very brave rescuing that cat from the refridgerator. You could've gotten hurt! [img]tongue.gif[/img] On behalf of the Supreme Leader Of Webhostagetaking, Link Supreme Chancellor Questions? Ask: Legolas Appointed Responsible Spokesperson __________________ Rowing is not a sport, it's a way of life Goal: Beijing 2008

07-17-2005, 02:56 PM	#6
Chewbacca Zartan Join Date: July 18, 2001 Location: America, On The Beautiful Earth Age: 52 Posts: 5,373	I'll pay tribute but I want a fancy title first. whats the offer? __________________ Support Local Music and Record Stores! Got Liberty?

07-17-2005, 03:04 PM	#9
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	An ice cream cone you say? Well...it's awfully hot out here, but what the hell, anything for ransom demands. __________________

07-17-2005, 02:33 PM	#2
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	Why don't you go ahead and take the GD forum hostage?

07-17-2005, 02:36 PM	#3
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	Ehmm.... Yeah!! Good plan! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] I hereby announce that I'm taking the GD board hostage! For a ransom of... .... (Legolas, help me out here!! [img]graemlins/scream.gif[/img] ) [ 07-17-2005, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

07-17-2005, 02:57 PM	#7
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	Er. Well. Alright then. Listen up you lurkers. We demand 14 new topics, and 53 replies. 10 of these replies must involve interesting stories, and 7 of the replies must come from the hands of comely damsels scarce in cloth. We also want 9 blue feather pillows and an icecream cone. You have 48 hours to give in to our demands or you may never see the GD forum again. `Disclaimer: We reserve the right to make changes or additions to the list of demands without prior notification.`

07-17-2005, 03:05 PM	#10
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	Wow! An icecream cone!! puts it on his head

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