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06-10-2002, 02:47 AM
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Silver Dragon
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1. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door. 2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Open, the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe. 3. The king of the jungle called for a meeting of all animals. All were present, except one. Which animal was absent? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The giraffe. Everybody forgot to let him out of the fridge. 
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06-10-2002, 07:57 AM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 5, 2002
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ok that's it... any more sorry joke spams like this will have to answer to my bright, purple, cursed, light-saber-like, katana...
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06-10-2002, 08:03 AM
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you can't put an elephant in a fridge. I've tried that once and not only did it flatten all my beercans, i had to buy a new fridge afterwards as well. Not sure about the giraffe though, think i might try that tomorrow. If my fridge is ruined again you can expect a call from my lawyer.
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06-10-2002, 10:38 AM
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06-10-2002, 02:38 PM
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yeh I tried that but it didn't fit - had to put him in the car instead - the TRUNK
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06-10-2002, 02:44 PM
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Legion Symbol
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ARGH! these 'jokes' are teeerrible; someone remind me NEVER to check out this thread again... (cespinar you got that? lol... hahah, no I havent lost it; been playing BGTOB too much...)
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