GIGGLE

Donut · 05-10-2002, 07:44 AM

Always start each joke on a new thread.
Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny.
Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them.
Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate
Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread.

Cloudbringer · 05-10-2002, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
Always start each joke on a new thread.

Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny.

Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them.

Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate

Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread.

I'd ask you to marry me, but I'm spoken for.

[img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
How's your dog? How's your other dog?

Sorry, I don't know any dog jokes.

05-10-2002, 07:56 AM

*tries to contain urge to kill something*

*head explodes from the attempt*

*fortunately the ice cream vat muffles the blast*

Ar-Cunin · 05-10-2002, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
*tries to contain urge to kill something*

*head explodes from the attempt*

*fortunately the ice cream vat muffles the blast*

LS - haven't you gotten out of that ice cream vat yet?

Don't worry - I have a can-opener right here ~start working on the vat~ This isn't going to hurt you - much

P.S. I don't have any dog jokes either

Davros · 05-10-2002, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:

quote:
Originally posted by Donut:
Always start each joke on a new thread.

Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny.

Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them.

Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate

Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread.

I'd ask you to marry me, but I'm spoken for. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
How's your dog? How's your other dog? Sorry, I don't know any dog jokes.[/QUOTE]LOL - your kids would be Cloudnuts - fancy hanging that albatross around the poor kids neck

. And your cats would fight with his dogs - I'm sorry.....I just can't picture it.

Sazerac · 05-10-2002, 09:23 AM

Donut, I'd hug you if I could find you! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

-Sazerac

Cloudbringer · 05-10-2002, 09:43 AM

See that, Donut? I'd marry you but Sazzie'd only hug you. Guess we know who really loves breakfast pastry around here!

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Davros: ROTFLMAO@ 'cloudnuts'.... HAHAHAHHAHA! Now that's an albatross for sure... or maybe a new kind of coffee bean....

And my tuff cats could whup his old doggies any day! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

GIGGLE

Epona · 05-10-2002, 10:03 AM

"We are not worthy... we are not worthy...."

Donut, you magnificent sugar-dusted confection! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

Sazerac · 05-10-2002, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
See that, Donut? I'd marry you but Sazzie'd only hug you. Guess we know who really loves breakfast pastry around here! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Davros: ROTFLMAO@ 'cloudnuts'.... HAHAHAHHAHA! Now that's an albatross for sure... or maybe a new kind of coffee bean....

And my tuff cats could whup his old doggies any day! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
GIGGLE

Gheez, Cloudy, I'm the wrong Gender! Donut's not a horse of a different cruller, after all!

-Saz

Melusine · 05-10-2002, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
"We are not worthy... we are not worthy...."

Donut, you magnificent sugar-dusted confection! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

Hehe.... looks like we're going to have a three-way catfight over the Tasty Pastry... I'd marry Donut for this thread too, if.... um well.... metaphorically speaking I would!

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

05-10-2002, 07:44 AM	#1
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 41 Posts: 5,571	Always start each joke on a new thread. Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny. Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them. Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

05-10-2002, 09:23 AM	#6
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	Donut, I'd hug you if I could find you! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] -Sazerac __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

05-10-2002, 09:43 AM	#7
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	See that, Donut? I'd marry you but Sazzie'd only hug you. Guess we know who really loves breakfast pastry around here! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Davros: ROTFLMAO@ 'cloudnuts'.... HAHAHAHHAHA! Now that's an albatross for sure... or maybe a new kind of coffee bean.... And my tuff cats could whup his old doggies any day! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] GIGGLE __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

05-10-2002, 10:03 AM	#8
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 54 Posts: 5,164	"We are not worthy... we are not worthy...." Donut, you magnificent sugar-dusted confection! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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