Policewomen get "bullet-proof bras"

Arvon · 08-07-2008, 02:14 PM

http://www.feelfoxy.com/Biniki_Butt_Bra_p/bk01a.htm

Bungleau · 08-07-2008, 02:22 PM

So one part lifts and separates, and the other lifts and brings together?

That gives me the opportunity to bring up this one...

Quote:

Policewomen get "bullet-proof bras"

BERLIN (Reuters) - Thousands of German policewomen will receive what media have labeled "bullet-proof bras."

Made of white cotton and featuring the word "Polizei" (Police) along the seam, the bras are meant to better protect police women who wear bullet-proof vests.

"There was a slight safety risk for women wearing normal bras with metal parts underneath a bullet-proof vest," a police spokesman in the northern city of Hanover said.

"If the vest is hit by a projectile, this can have an impact on the metal bit in the bra underneath and cause injuries."

Some 3,000 police women working for Germany's federal police will be equipped with the new bras which feature no metal parts and look like sports bras, the spokesman said.

(Reporting by Kerstin Gehmlich; Editing by William Schomberg)

I guess the bulletproof butt bra is next in line...

Firestormalpha · 08-07-2008, 02:29 PM

It'll protect you from all those nasty sitting injuries. Primary market would be for couch potatoes, and stoep sitters.

Bungleau · 08-07-2008, 02:36 PM

I was thinking vegas showgirls... but they'll have to work on the aesthetics a bit...

Hmmmm....

*contemplates a life of having to review women's backsides to see how the butt bra is performing*

May be time for a career change...

Firestormalpha · 08-07-2008, 02:47 PM

Wasn't there a delivery you needed to make over in the SE area of England?

BTW you do realize that in such a career you wouldn't have the option of being selective about the butt's you're evaluating?

Bungleau · 08-07-2008, 03:14 PM

Quit raining on my parade, FSA... I want to think of Vegas showgirls, not grandmas in frumpy muu muus!

I guess the whole thing really does rely on having butt cheeks toned enough that they just need a little help... thanks to you, I can now picture some old granny whose butt is so flabby that it just hangs over the butt bra like a bunch of cooked lasagna noodles...

And you're welcome, for leaving that image in your mind. I'm going to go watch the Paris Hilton campaign video again to get a new image in there

Dragonshadow · 08-07-2008, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firestormalpha

Wasn't there a delivery you needed to make over in the SE area of England?

BTW you do realize that in such a career you wouldn't have the option of being selective about the butt's you're evaluating?

If I ever want a butt bra, I will know who to get to deliver it

Bungleau · 08-07-2008, 04:03 PM

Custom fitting is included, I believe

Whooo boy.

*heads up to take a cold shower*

*NOT* the way to finish up a day at work...

Dragonshadow · 08-07-2008, 04:21 PM

Thank you Bungleau, for brightening up my day.

Unglaublich Verwustung · 08-07-2008, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bungleau

Quit raining on my parade, FSA... I want to think of Vegas showgirls, not grandmas in frumpy muu muus!

Sooo....if you're not thinking about grandmas in frumpy muu muus where did you get the idea about grandmas in frumpy muu muus, hmmmm???? Methinks there is a mistruth in there somewhere...

08-07-2008, 02:14 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra? http://www.feelfoxy.com/Biniki_Butt_Bra_p/bk01a.htm __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

08-07-2008, 02:29 PM	#3
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,454	Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra? It'll protect you from all those nasty sitting injuries. Primary market would be for couch potatoes, and stoep sitters. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

08-07-2008, 02:36 PM	#4
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra? I was thinking vegas showgirls... but they'll have to work on the aesthetics a bit... Hmmmm.... contemplates a life of having to review women's backsides to see how the butt bra is performing May be time for a career change... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-07-2008, 02:47 PM	#5
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,454	Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra? Wasn't there a delivery you needed to make over in the SE area of England? BTW you do realize that in such a career you wouldn't have the option of being selective about the butt's you're evaluating? __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

08-07-2008, 03:14 PM	#6
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra? Quit raining on my parade, FSA... I want to think of Vegas showgirls, not grandmas in frumpy muu muus! I guess the whole thing really does rely on having butt cheeks toned enough that they just need a little help... thanks to you, I can now picture some old granny whose butt is so flabby that it just hangs over the butt bra like a bunch of cooked lasagna noodles... And you're welcome, for leaving that image in your mind. I'm going to go watch the Paris Hilton campaign video again to get a new image in there __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-07-2008, 04:03 PM	#8
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra? Custom fitting is included, I believe Whooo boy. heads up to take a cold shower NOT the way to finish up a day at work... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-07-2008, 04:21 PM	#9
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra? Thank you Bungleau, for brightening up my day. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

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