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06-18-2007, 09:16 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
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I got a new car in January, and I've been really good about keeping it in great shape (cleaning, not eating in it, maintenace, ect.), so today of course, bad crap just has to happen.
I'm driving along an interstate, doing between 65-70 mph (speed limit is 65, and I'm being passed), and I see a small black object out of the corner of my eye. I hear a loud thump, and turns out some little black bird couldn't deal with life anymore or something and decided to collide with my hood! Anyway, when I get to work, I wetted a napkin and attempted to clean this black and green mess on my hood, and the thing is all scratched up now. Stupid bird. I'm pissed! Argh!!
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06-18-2007, 09:21 AM
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Dracolisk
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shame you can't bring it back to life so as to kill the little bastard again Klorox
We have had to remove two birds (well one was a bat) from aircraft wings this past few weeks that was not a pleasant job. The bat in particular was gruesome, half its head was intact and it was staring at me with its beady eye .....uuugghghghg [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
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06-18-2007, 09:23 AM
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Dracolisk
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Oh and as a side issue
Votes Klorox sig as a rule for the forum [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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06-18-2007, 09:29 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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R00fles.
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06-19-2007, 10:05 PM
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You are lucky you don't have one come crashing into the window...
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06-19-2007, 10:42 PM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
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Did you eat it?
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06-19-2007, 11:08 PM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
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Mm,roadkill stew... :bleh:
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