Winning today's stupid award....

Bungleau · 08-23-2006, 11:08 PM

As posted on Yahoo news...

Quote:

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

I don't think this crosses TOS boundaries, but keep your comments on this side, please...

I guess this means that a year in prison is less difficult than having to explain to Momma that you want a little "help"...

[ 08-24-2006, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]

johnny · 08-23-2006, 11:27 PM

It all depends on who exactly momma is. And is she packing ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sever · 08-24-2006, 06:38 AM

Lol! I think three years is a bit harsh. I know airport security is no laughing matter these days, but still.

Harkoliar · 08-24-2006, 07:27 AM

i read about it.. now he is both jailed and humiliated.. he could have just said something else besides a bomb.. sheesh

Vaskez · 08-24-2006, 08:46 AM

still seems well-harsh since he didnt actually do anything illegal

Bungleau · 08-24-2006, 09:11 AM

Joking about bombs and such at security points like that is a crime. So even though he didn't have a bomb, joking about it is just as much an issue.

Similar to crying "Fire!" in a crowded theater...

Vaskez · 08-24-2006, 09:21 AM

yeah true, I guess causing panic is a crime, I just figured, no one would believe him that it was a bomb. Lmao @ penis pump though

Stratos · 08-24-2006, 09:34 AM

Yeah, if he get convicted he'll spend the coming three years getting pumped by penises.

Edit: I wonder if the above statement broke the TOS... :embarrassed:

[ 08-24-2006, 09:36 AM: Message edited by: Stratos ]

Kakero · 08-24-2006, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Joking about bombs and such at security points like that is a crime. So even though he didn't have a bomb, joking about it is just as much an issue.

Similar to crying "Fire!" in a crowded theater...

Quite similar to shouting "Tsunami!" at my place as well.

Harkoliar · 08-24-2006, 11:05 PM

just to let you know, i did watch or read somewhere those pumps dont work.. except making your pecker miserable.

08-23-2006, 11:27 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	It all depends on who exactly momma is. And is she packing ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

08-24-2006, 06:38 AM	#3
Sever Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Western Australia Age: 44 Posts: 3,293	Lol! I think three years is a bit harsh. I know airport security is no laughing matter these days, but still. __________________ Say say, oh playmate i cannot play with you my dolly's got the flu boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

08-24-2006, 07:27 AM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	i read about it.. now he is both jailed and humiliated.. he could have just said something else besides a bomb.. sheesh __________________ Catch me if you can..

08-24-2006, 08:46 AM	#5
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	still seems well-harsh since he didnt actually do anything illegal __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

08-24-2006, 09:11 AM	#6
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Joking about bombs and such at security points like that is a crime. So even though he didn't have a bomb, joking about it is just as much an issue. Similar to crying "Fire!" in a crowded theater... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-24-2006, 09:21 AM	#7
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	yeah true, I guess causing panic is a crime, I just figured, no one would believe him that it was a bomb. Lmao @ penis pump though __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

08-24-2006, 09:34 AM	#8
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 3,888	Yeah, if he get convicted he'll spend the coming three years getting pumped by penises. Edit: I wonder if the above statement broke the TOS... :embarrassed: [ 08-24-2006, 09:36 AM: Message edited by: Stratos ] __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

08-24-2006, 11:05 PM	#10
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	just to let you know, i did watch or read somewhere those pumps dont work.. except making your pecker miserable. __________________ Catch me if you can..

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