Who's more suitable to PUNT!

Spikeous · 10-13-2002, 12:59 AM

Who do you prefer kicking around like a football, Dwarves, or Halfings.

Legolas · 10-14-2002, 05:16 AM

Halfling stink less, are less likely to attack you after each use, and they don't hold grudges. Dwarves do all of the above, and I don't want to wake up (if I wake up) surrounded by a clan of bloodthirsty, axewielding stunties if I can help it

Halflings it is, then, although I'd prefer the Gnome over the Halfling (their noses make gnomes more aerodynamic).

Warhammer · 10-14-2002, 05:36 AM

You forgot Goblins and ... Siamese cats in your list.
*ducks*

True_Moose · 10-14-2002, 12:42 PM

Halflings

Dwarves are too heavy, they hurt your feet.

On the other hand dwarf throwing

Sazerac · 10-14-2002, 03:34 PM

Halflings. Dwarves have a nasty tendency to kick BACK, generally with a two-handed axe.

-Sazerac

View Poll Results: Who's more suitable to PUNT!
Dwarves	11	78.57%
Halfings	3	21.43%
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10-13-2002, 12:59 AM	#1
Spikeous Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 28, 2002 Location: Isle of lost souls Age: 37 Posts: 39	Who do you prefer kicking around like a football, Dwarves, or Halfings. __________________ ~Kill the Weak~

10-14-2002, 05:16 AM	#2
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	Halfling stink less, are less likely to attack you after each use, and they don't hold grudges. Dwarves do all of the above, and I don't want to wake up (if I wake up) surrounded by a clan of bloodthirsty, axewielding stunties if I can help it Halflings it is, then, although I'd prefer the Gnome over the Halfling (their noses make gnomes more aerodynamic). __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

10-14-2002, 05:36 AM	#3
Warhammer Baaz Draconian Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 731	You forgot Goblins and ... Siamese cats in your list. ducks __________________ It was a new day yesterday<br />but it\'s an old day now.<br /><i>Jethro Tull</i><br />

10-14-2002, 12:42 PM	#4
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 38 Posts: 2,563	Halflings Dwarves are too heavy, they hurt your feet. On the other hand dwarf throwing __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

10-14-2002, 03:34 PM	#5
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	Halflings. Dwarves have a nasty tendency to kick BACK, generally with a two-handed axe. -Sazerac __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

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