Late for work

[Dragonshadow]

Sorry, I don't have the link to this one anymore
Top 10 Excuses When You're Running Late


By Rosemary Haefner, Vice President of Human Resources for CareerBuilder.com

Here's the situation. So you went to the ball game last night. Your team won and you stayed out a little bit later than you should have. Fast-forward six or seven hours and you're still poking along nowhere near being ready to leave for work. What do you do?

A. Tell your boss the truth and assure him this is a one-time thing.
B. Cook up an elaborate tale that involves checking the morning's traffic conditions, implicating your children and cursing the inventor of orange juice.

If you tend to suffer from a lack of punctuality, you're not alone. One-in-ten workers -- 13 percent -- say they arrive late to work at least once a week and 24 percent say they arrive late at least once a month.

What are the biggest causes of workplace tardiness? Here's what workers said:
• Twenty-seven percent of workers blamed traffic.
• Ten percent pointed to getting their kids ready for school or day care.
• Eleven percent said falling back asleep was the main culprit.
• Other popular reasons: forgetting something at home, feeling sick and misplacing house or car keys.

One-in-five admit to making up fake excuses to explain their tardiness. Hiring managers provided the following 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered for arriving late to work:

1. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.

2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.

3. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.

4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.

5. I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.

6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.

7. I ran over a goat.

8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.

9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.

10. I wet my pants and went home to change.

While the majority of bosses tend to be lenient if employees occasionally run late, others are much stricter in their policies. Thirty percent of hiring managers say they don't care if their employees come in late as long as their work is completed on time with good quality. Be warned: One-in-ten hiring managers say they would consider terminating an employee if he/she arrives late once or twice in a given year; and one-in-five say a pink slip may be in order if an employee is late three times in a year.

Not surprising, Monday is the most popular day for late arrivals, 64 percent of employers say. While the majority of bosses don't typically question the validity of the reasons provided, 35 percent say most of the time they don't believe the excuses.


Rosemary Haefner is the Vice President of Human Resources for CareerBuilder.com. She is an expert in recruitment trends and tactics, job seeker behavior, workplace issues, employee attitudes and HR initiatives.

Anyone used any of these?

[robertthebard]

Not officially, but I have been attacked by a wasp in my pickup on the way to work. If you were to ever meet me, you would laugh at how fast I yielded the truck to the wasp. Good thing there wasn't any traffic.

[bjorn]

I think I might have mentioned this on IW before.

My former boss called an employee who had not come to work that night and asked her if she was ill. The response he got was: "Yeah, sorry, I can't come in tonight, my shoes are wet."

[ 05-22-2006, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: bjorn ]

[Captain Obvious]

No, but i will remember the one about running over a goat for future reference!

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

I once missed a class on a day I was supposed to give a speech (and as it was a public speaking course it was kind of a big deal), and the next class the professor asked me what happened. I said, "Well, here's what happened. My alarm clock went off at 10:30, and I looked at it, and I said, 'Why on earth am I getting up at 10:30? Stagecraft class isn't until two!' and angrily went back to bed." He was so impressed with my candor that he didn't penalize me for giving the speech late. It's like the time my best friend and I got out of an alcohol violation by telling campus security that yes, they could certainly check the fridge, but it's full of alcohol and they'd never be able to carry it all back to their office. They had absolutely no idea how to handle that sort of honesty, and let us off with a warning.

The truth shall set you free.