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11-17-2005, 04:22 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce
and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Foster's. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies. "That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are'."
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11-17-2005, 04:43 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: November 3, 2001
Location: Canada
Age: 64
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Nice... btw, nice sig.
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11-17-2005, 09:06 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: October 31, 2002
Location: Western Australia
Age: 44
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LMAO. I like that. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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11-17-2005, 09:25 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: September 20, 2004
Location: Maine, feel sorry for me
Age: 34
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oh man, that was good. Bring more.
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