David Copperfield: Magical Impregnation.....

Hivetyrant · 10-20-2005, 08:54 AM

Errrmmmm.....

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David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.
Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: "Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage."

He added: "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

The magician is currently on tour in Germany with his show, An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion.

Q'alooaith · 10-20-2005, 09:16 AM

...

Be an interesting one to explain to the poor kid.

"Mummy, who's daddy?"

VulcanRider · 10-20-2005, 10:25 AM

I see guys on daytime TV every day who swear that's how it must have happened...

Besides, why would Copperfield want to? He's taking out the fun part...

johnny · 10-20-2005, 10:39 AM

That's the only way Copperfield can get a woman pregnant, Claudia Schiffer wouldn't let him touch her either.

Marty4 · 10-20-2005, 06:31 PM

Wow. When is this going to take place?

wellard · 10-21-2005, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by Marty4:
Wow. When is this going to take place?

It's an old trick, ask Joseph

Sever · 10-21-2005, 06:10 AM

Bah wellard! You beat me to it!..

[Edit: Actually, now that i think about it, didn't they bust this one on mythbusters? The civil war slug through the sack and stuck in the servant girls... erm.]

[ 10-21-2005, 06:13 AM: Message edited by: Sever ]

10-20-2005, 09:16 AM	#2
Q'alooaith Emerald Dragon Join Date: December 10, 2003 Location: UK Age: 41 Posts: 961	... Be an interesting one to explain to the poor kid. "Mummy, who's daddy?" __________________ -Jenn

10-20-2005, 10:25 AM	#3
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	I see guys on daytime TV every day who swear that's how it must have happened... Besides, why would Copperfield want to? He's taking out the fun part... __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

10-20-2005, 10:39 AM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	That's the only way Copperfield can get a woman pregnant, Claudia Schiffer wouldn't let him touch her either. __________________

10-21-2005, 06:10 AM	#7
Sever Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Western Australia Age: 44 Posts: 3,293	Bah wellard! You beat me to it!.. [Edit: Actually, now that i think about it, didn't they bust this one on mythbusters? The civil war slug through the sack and stuck in the servant girls... erm.] [ 10-21-2005, 06:13 AM: Message edited by: Sever ] __________________ Say say, oh playmate i cannot play with you my dolly's got the flu boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

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