Meh

Vaskez · 10-10-2005, 10:18 AM

>The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
>bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
>condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
>pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the
>pressure is to remove your testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed.
>He wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go
>under the knife.When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
>for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
>important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized
>that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning
>and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought,
>"That's what I need ... a new suit. That'll make me feel a little
>better."
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
>elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 Tall"
>Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
>years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit ... it fit perfectly.
>As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
>new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
>salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
>Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
>business 60 years."
> Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
>around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's
>see ... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I`ve got you there", " I've
>worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head,
>"You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up
>against the base of your spine and give you a
> heck of a headache."

Sir Degrader · 10-10-2005, 10:32 AM

HA!

johnny · 10-10-2005, 10:50 AM

Ah so that's what it is, i thought it was my drinking.

armageddon272 · 10-10-2005, 10:56 AM

Finally, someone posted a joke I've never heard before. That was great.

Vaskez · 10-10-2005, 11:19 AM

hehe, the moral of the story is: always get a second opinion

Iron Greasel · 10-10-2005, 11:24 AM

I've heard it before but it was still funny.

Vaskez · 10-10-2005, 11:28 AM

congratulations

Lord · 10-10-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by armageddon272:
Finally, someone posted a joke I've never heard before. That was great.

No, I think Arvon posted it not too long ago [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Sir Goulum · 10-10-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord:

quote:
Originally posted by armageddon272:
Finally, someone posted a joke I've never heard before. That was great.

No, I think Arvon posted it not too long ago [img]tongue.gif[/img] . [/QUOTE]I thought it seemed familiar. Still a good joke though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 10-10-2005, 08:27 PM

You bastards

10-10-2005, 10:18 AM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	>The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The >bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare >condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the >pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the >pressure is to remove your testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. >He wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go >under the knife.When he left the hospital, he was without a headache >for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an >important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized >that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning >and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, >"That's what I need ... a new suit. That'll make me feel a little >better." > He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The >elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 Tall" >Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 >years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit ... it fit perfectly. >As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a >new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The >salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." >Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the >business 60 years." > Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably >around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" >Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's >see ... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I`ve got you there", " I've >worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, >"You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up >against the base of your spine and give you a > heck of a headache." __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

10-10-2005, 10:50 AM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Ah so that's what it is, i thought it was my drinking. __________________

10-10-2005, 11:19 AM	#5
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	hehe, the moral of the story is: always get a second opinion __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

10-10-2005, 11:24 AM	#6
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 1,701	I've heard it before but it was still funny. __________________

10-10-2005, 11:28 AM	#7
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	congratulations __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

10-10-2005, 10:32 AM	#2
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	HA!

10-10-2005, 10:56 AM	#4
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	Finally, someone posted a joke I've never heard before. That was great.

10-10-2005, 08:27 PM	#10
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	You bastards __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

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