Doing Arvons job here...

Jorath Calar · 04-02-2005, 10:23 PM

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." the woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47." Now, she's feeling really good about herself.

She stops in a chemist on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay,... how old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 47." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?" "No", she says. He replies, "I was behind you in the line at McDonald's."

Sir Degrader · 04-02-2005, 10:25 PM

Not bad. Not bad at all. Until she calls the police. Then it becomes absololutely hilarious.

johnny · 04-02-2005, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
Not bad. Not bad at all. Until she calls the police. Then it becomes absololutely hilarious.

Calls the police ? For what ? She gave permission remember ?

Kakero · 04-02-2005, 10:47 PM

hehe, he got a free entertainment.

Spirits Reborn · 04-02-2005, 10:55 PM

HAHA, that's good..that's funny stuff

Harkoliar · 04-02-2005, 10:58 PM

thats pretty good [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mack_Attack · 04-02-2005, 11:00 PM

Good I liked that one. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Luvian · 04-03-2005, 04:35 AM

I've seen many variations of that joke. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Aragorn1 · 04-03-2005, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
Not bad. Not bad at all. Until she calls the police. Then it becomes absololutely hilarious.

Calls the police ? For what ? She gave permission remember ? [/QUOTE]Obataining (can't remember the name here) advantage by deception, m'lud. (A type of fraud)

Lord · 04-03-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Luvian:
I've seen many variations of that joke. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Same. Good joke either way.

04-02-2005, 10:55 PM	#5
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04-02-2005, 10:58 PM	#6
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	thats pretty good [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

04-02-2005, 11:00 PM	#7
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 52 Posts: 2,929	Good I liked that one. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________

04-03-2005, 04:35 AM	#8
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 6,763	I've seen many variations of that joke. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

04-02-2005, 10:23 PM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	A woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." the woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47." Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a chemist on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you." While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay,... how old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 47." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?" The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?" "No", she says. He replies, "I was behind you in the line at McDonald's."

04-02-2005, 10:25 PM	#2
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	Not bad. Not bad at all. Until she calls the police. Then it becomes absololutely hilarious.

04-02-2005, 10:47 PM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehe, he got a free entertainment.

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