Not in the Christmas spirit.

Dron_Cah · 12-21-2004, 09:36 PM

This joke has nothing to do with Christmas, so it seemed absolutely great and random to post it.

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive !

Vaskez · 12-21-2004, 09:50 PM

LOL, nice one

[ 12-21-2004, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Ladyzekke · 12-21-2004, 10:37 PM

ROTFL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

12-21-2004, 10:50 PM

LMAO, that was really really good ^_^

SomeGuy · 12-21-2004, 11:14 PM

Hehehehe, good joke man.

Maj · 12-21-2004, 11:17 PM

Oh thanks! [img]smile.gif[/img] That had me laughing... and your right, I have heard a few too many Christmas jokes lately...

Kakero · 12-22-2004, 01:48 AM

heh! there was good.

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood · 12-22-2004, 06:51 AM

Very funny! ..hope wife doesn't read it!

Blunderbuss · 12-22-2004, 07:05 AM

Hehe

Very good!

Lavindathar · 12-22-2004, 07:23 AM

Excellent joke, truly...

12-21-2004, 09:50 PM	#2
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	LOL, nice one [ 12-21-2004, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

12-21-2004, 10:37 PM	#3
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	ROTFL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

12-21-2004, 11:14 PM	#5
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	Hehehehe, good joke man. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

12-21-2004, 11:17 PM	#6
Maj Drow Warrior Join Date: December 30, 2002 Location: Colorado, USA Age: 39 Posts: 272	Oh thanks! [img]smile.gif[/img] That had me laughing... and your right, I have heard a few too many Christmas jokes lately... __________________ ...

12-22-2004, 06:51 AM	#8
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood Jack Burton Join Date: May 16, 2003 Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada Age: 59 Posts: 5,634	Very funny! ..hope wife doesn't read it! __________________ A MAN WHO WANTS FOR NOTHING HAS INFINITE WEALTH. (me)

12-21-2004, 09:36 PM	#1
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	This joke has nothing to do with Christmas, so it seemed absolutely great and random to post it. Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive !

12-21-2004, 10:50 PM	#4
Spirits forever Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO, that was really really good ^_^

12-22-2004, 01:48 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	heh! there was good.

12-22-2004, 07:05 AM	#9
Blunderbuss Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 11, 2004 Location: England Posts: 328	Hehe Very good!

12-22-2004, 07:23 AM	#10
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	Excellent joke, truly... __________________ =@

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