Spending too much time on the web?

Arvon · 10-22-2004, 09:22 AM

Going Outside

Face it, you're gonna have to go outside eventually. Sure, Amazon.com will deliver right to your door and now even Taco Bell does deliveries, but, mark my words: some day you're going to HAVE to push away from the computer and go ... OUTSIDE!!! Here's a guide:

Wear Pants - Countless attempts to better oneself have been cut tragically short by leaving the house without proper attire.

Use Your Real Name - Sorry, but nobody will be impressed if you go by the name "2HOT4U", "Monarch" or "SATAN666." Names like "Steve" or "Greg" are just fine.

The Telephone is Your Friend - Hear that ringing sound? Pick up the phone. Now speak into it.

If Your Car Crashes, You Cannot Simply Reboot It.

Do Not Be Surprised That Nobody Looks Like Gillian Anderson.

Do Not Flame People - Comparing everyone you disagree with to unclean primates will not win you friends. In fact, you may get into a physical fight. If so, the next tip may be of help.

That Red Stuff is Called Blood - Not to be confused with ketchup, blood is what keeps you alive. If you are leaking, the real world offers human tech support in the form of doctors and hospitals.

Jaradu · 10-22-2004, 09:27 AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going too fast for me. So much to learn, so little time! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Great ones, btw. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Chris of the Dale · 10-22-2004, 10:00 AM

But, what about the light? It burns my skin [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Dron_Cah · 10-22-2004, 10:04 AM

Sun baaaaad!!
Nice ones, Arvon. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Jaradu · 10-22-2004, 10:07 AM

Yes, we all know that Dron prefers the dark of night... especially in October!!

Harkoliar · 10-22-2004, 10:20 AM

right.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Attalus · 10-22-2004, 10:21 AM

LOL, I don't think I have to worry, but thanks anyway.

Xen · 10-22-2004, 12:22 PM

Too true. d: LOL!

VulcanRider · 10-22-2004, 12:28 PM

But, but, where do you enter the cheat codes?

Dron_Cah · 10-22-2004, 01:06 PM

Not necessarily, as my PUMPKINS shall light up the night!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-22-2004, 09:22 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Going Outside Face it, you're gonna have to go outside eventually. Sure, Amazon.com will deliver right to your door and now even Taco Bell does deliveries, but, mark my words: some day you're going to HAVE to push away from the computer and go ... OUTSIDE!!! Here's a guide: Wear Pants - Countless attempts to better oneself have been cut tragically short by leaving the house without proper attire. Use Your Real Name - Sorry, but nobody will be impressed if you go by the name "2HOT4U", "Monarch" or "SATAN666." Names like "Steve" or "Greg" are just fine. The Telephone is Your Friend - Hear that ringing sound? Pick up the phone. Now speak into it. If Your Car Crashes, You Cannot Simply Reboot It. Do Not Be Surprised That Nobody Looks Like Gillian Anderson. Do Not Flame People - Comparing everyone you disagree with to unclean primates will not win you friends. In fact, you may get into a physical fight. If so, the next tip may be of help. That Red Stuff is Called Blood - Not to be confused with ketchup, blood is what keeps you alive. If you are leaking, the real world offers human tech support in the form of doctors and hospitals. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-22-2004, 10:00 AM	#3
Chris of the Dale The Magister Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada Age: 37 Posts: 127	But, what about the light? It burns my skin [img]tongue.gif[/img] . __________________

10-22-2004, 10:20 AM	#6
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	right.. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

10-22-2004, 10:21 AM	#7
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 76 Posts: 8,167	LOL, I don't think I have to worry, but thanks anyway. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

10-22-2004, 12:28 PM	#9
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	But, but, where do you enter the cheat codes? __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

10-22-2004, 09:27 AM	#2
Jaradu Silver Dragon Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: Shrewsbury, England Age: 34 Posts: 1,635	Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going too fast for me. So much to learn, so little time! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] Great ones, btw. [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-22-2004, 10:04 AM	#4
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Sun baaaaad!! Nice ones, Arvon. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

10-22-2004, 10:07 AM	#5
Jaradu Silver Dragon Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: Shrewsbury, England Age: 34 Posts: 1,635	Yes, we all know that Dron prefers the dark of night... especially in October!!

10-22-2004, 12:22 PM	#8
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	Too true. d: LOL!

10-22-2004, 01:06 PM	#10
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Not necessarily, as my PUMPKINS shall light up the night!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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