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10-15-2004, 05:01 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
        Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
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I heard this song, a while back, when my roommate was playing it on the guitar. Very catchy, but the lyrics are what get ya. This is the song I mentioned in another topic. (BTW, I've edited out some of the... coarser language.)
 "Sitting at a bar"-REHAB Bartender I really did it this time broke my parole to have a good time when i got home it was 6am the door was locked so i kicked it in She was trippin on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my $h^t out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stupor I did what I shoulda never done Now I'm sittin here talkin to you, drunk and on the run I'm sittin at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her @#&*in' car Crashed that piece of $h^t And then stepped away Ya know Mo I'll probably get 10 years So just gimme beers 'till they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin up and yall are probably gettin ready for closin up But I'm tryin to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on the dirt road Everything that I love is gone and I'm tired of hangin on She got me sittin at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her &%^$in' car Crashed that piece of $h^t And then stepped away Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don’t concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it’s my fault But I wasn’t happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of $h^t novo And now I'm goin back again back to the pen to see my friends when we all pile out that county van They'll ask me wher I been I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her *&%@in' car Crashed that piece of $h^t And then stepped away Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa Hey!!!!!!! Laaa Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa Hey you bastard Laaa Laaa laa laa lalala lala lala lalala laaa The word "stupor" is very funny, as they sing it. 
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10-15-2004, 05:25 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
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Pretty damn classy in parts
Hehehe, you want funny lyrics? Listen to the bloodhound gang. Funny as hell.
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10-15-2004, 05:55 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: March 2, 2003
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Oh yes, I've heard them, too.
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10-15-2004, 07:16 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: May 20, 2003
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Lol yup. The Vigina song, great!
That rocked Drew!
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10-18-2004, 01:21 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: July 29, 2004
Location: Mt. Pleasant, MI
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Stupor? does that mean confused?Anyway that was smashing!
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10-18-2004, 05:40 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 38
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Pronunciation: 'st(y)ü-p&r
Function: noun : a condition of greatly dulled or completely suspended sense or sensibility ; specifically : a chiefly mental condition marked by absence of spontaneous movement, greatly diminished responsiveness to stimulation, and usually impaired consciousness
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