How Mad Have You Made Your Spouse Lately?

Ronn_Bman · 09-21-2004, 04:58 PM

I thought mine had been as mad as possible, until I saw this...

Quote:

Woman rips off husband's testicles

A Romanian man had his testicles ripped off by his wife after she accused him of having an affair.

Fifty-year-old Aurica Marinescu from Constanta managed to call an ambulance before he passed out.

Doctors at a local hospital managed to re-attach his scrotum after a ten hour operation.

But despite his injuries, Marinescu says he won't press charges against his wife, according to the local daily Libertatea.

He said: "We were at home when we started to fight over a so-called relationship I had with another woman. She got so angry that she grabbed my scrotum and ripped it off.

"I wouldn't have said she was a strong woman but

she was furious and she seemed to have superhuman strength in her anger.

The pain was incredible."

The man said his wife was very passionate and added he still loved her,

which was why he did not want to cause her any problems by pressing

charges.

Timber Loftis · 09-21-2004, 05:01 PM

I love her, but in that instance I would kill her. Simple as that. And, if I'm sitting there holding my separated scrot in my hand when the police showed up, I think I'd have a good self defense claim.

Gawd -- even if he did cheat, it's just sex for crying out loud.

Arledrian · 09-21-2004, 05:10 PM

I'm not surprised the guy isn't pressing charges. What are the chances of her getting any more funny ideas the second she learns of her husband informing the police? Damn son, doesn't bear thinking about. [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Gangrell · 09-21-2004, 06:00 PM

(Any other guys squirm when they read this? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] )

I'm with Timber on this, if that part of my body gets detached, the person that did it will cease to exist.

(Whats with all these articles about a guy getting his equipment ripped off? Is it the new revenge of the millennium?)

johnny · 09-21-2004, 06:03 PM

You gotta admit... that woman has some balls.

Sythe · 09-21-2004, 06:53 PM

ROFL nice one Johnny! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah · 09-21-2004, 08:58 PM

Yes, much squirming invloved. Actually wimpered, as well....

The Hierophant · 09-21-2004, 09:16 PM

*sigh* Y'see fellas? Spare the backhand, spoilt wife. This guy is obviously whipped to the extreme. She literally takes his manhood from him and still he refuses to take action. Even when he DID have attached testicles, you could hardly call this guy much of a man [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img]

Kakero · 09-21-2004, 09:49 PM

Hope they already have children before she took off his little brother. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Lauren · 09-21-2004, 09:58 PM

Ouch!
I don't think I could ever do that to a guy... but you'd have to be pretty strong to do that.
But why would you automatically go to grab a guys scrotem when your angry, wouldn't you be wanting to punch him instead?

09-21-2004, 05:10 PM	#3
Arledrian Egyptian Goddess of the Dead Join Date: July 12, 2001 Location: South Carolina Age: 41 Posts: 3,771	I'm not surprised the guy isn't pressing charges. What are the chances of her getting any more funny ideas the second she learns of her husband informing the police? Damn son, doesn't bear thinking about. [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img] __________________ Marvellous banter; I am bereft of ribs.

09-21-2004, 06:03 PM	#5
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	You gotta admit... that woman has some balls. __________________

09-21-2004, 06:53 PM	#6
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	ROFL nice one Johnny! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

09-21-2004, 09:16 PM	#8
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 43 Posts: 2,860	sigh Y'see fellas? Spare the backhand, spoilt wife. This guy is obviously whipped to the extreme. She literally takes his manhood from him and still he refuses to take action. Even when he DID have attached testicles, you could hardly call this guy much of a man [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!

09-21-2004, 09:58 PM	#10
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 721	Ouch! I don't think I could ever do that to a guy... but you'd have to be pretty strong to do that. But why would you automatically go to grab a guys scrotem when your angry, wouldn't you be wanting to punch him instead? __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

09-21-2004, 05:01 PM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	I love her, but in that instance I would kill her. Simple as that. And, if I'm sitting there holding my separated scrot in my hand when the police showed up, I think I'd have a good self defense claim. Gawd -- even if he did cheat, it's just sex for crying out loud.

09-21-2004, 06:00 PM	#4
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	(Any other guys squirm when they read this? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] ) I'm with Timber on this, if that part of my body gets detached, the person that did it will cease to exist. (Whats with all these articles about a guy getting his equipment ripped off? Is it the new revenge of the millennium?)

09-21-2004, 08:58 PM	#7
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Yes, much squirming invloved. Actually wimpered, as well....

09-21-2004, 09:49 PM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Hope they already have children before she took off his little brother. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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