Really bad one liners.

Arvon · 02-25-2004, 04:28 PM

A jumper cable walks into a bar, the barman says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road."

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

The Fallen One · 02-25-2004, 04:37 PM

these two are pretty funny.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road."

[ 02-25-2004, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: The Fallen One ]

Timber Loftis · 02-25-2004, 04:39 PM

A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

Arvon · 02-25-2004, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

Isn't one of enough?

Firestormalpha · 02-25-2004, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

Dude it's one liner's that's two you got there. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

A blonde walks into a bar and say's, OUCH!!

Sir Kenyth · 02-25-2004, 04:59 PM

What's the difference between a brown-noser and a s#!thead? ...........Depth perception!

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Arvon · 02-25-2004, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Kenyth:
What's the difference between a brown-noser and a s#!thead? ...........Depth perception!

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

This is getting a bit rank!

The Fallen One · 02-25-2004, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

LOL, Thats a good one even tho its not a one liner

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sagramore · 02-25-2004, 09:56 PM

This isn't a one liner; but it sticks to the barroom scenario
an H atom walks into a bar, and goes to the bathroom. he comes back and says "bartender, somebody stole my electron!" "are you sure?" the bartender says. "yes, im positive"... [img]graemlins/happyteeth.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum · 02-25-2004, 11:32 PM

A neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink. When he asks the bartender what it'll cost, he replies "No charge" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-25-2004, 04:28 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A jumper cable walks into a bar, the barman says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything." A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here." A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road." Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-25-2004, 04:37 PM	#2
The Fallen One Elminster Join Date: September 25, 2003 Location: In The Darkness... Age: 38 Posts: 442	these two are pretty funny. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here." A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road." [ 02-25-2004, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: The Fallen One ] __________________ [img]\"http://ox.wit.edu/~pokharela/exermv4.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />--------------------<br /> [img]\"http://ox.wit.edu/~pokharela/kana.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

02-25-2004, 04:39 PM	#3
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy." __________________

02-25-2004, 04:59 PM	#6
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	What's the difference between a brown-noser and a s#!thead? ...........Depth perception! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

02-25-2004, 09:56 PM	#9
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 36 Posts: 528	This isn't a one liner; but it sticks to the barroom scenario an H atom walks into a bar, and goes to the bathroom. he comes back and says "bartender, somebody stole my electron!" "are you sure?" the bartender says. "yes, im positive"... [img]graemlins/happyteeth.gif[/img] __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

02-25-2004, 11:32 PM	#10
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	A neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink. When he asks the bartender what it'll cost, he replies "No charge" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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