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Here is my standard joke disclaimer. If this is offensive, lemme know and I'll take it down.
![]() Bush Seeks Help One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away. The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight. The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mists. Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads. Abe replies, "Go see a play." |
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Groan... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Hmm...this might offend some pro-Bush members here. Don't say I didn't warn you...
[ 02-05-2004, 07:46 AM: Message edited by: Stratos ]
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Jack Burton
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to be honest.. i dont get it
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Jack Burton
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thanks to skywalker.. i get it now
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Baaz Draconian
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I don't get it either
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The Right here will not be amused.
The Left will not admit it is funny. The rest of us will just kind of snicker (just a little). ![]() Mark InsaneBane check your PMs. [ 02-05-2004, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: skywalker ] |
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Jack Burton
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I don't get it.
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lol I get it hehe [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I've been sending PM's to those who don't get and it looks like the list of people who don't will grow. Mostly because they are not Americans and I don't expect them to know American history. What follows is the text of the PMs:
"Hi, To clarify the joke, Lincoln was shot in the back of the head and later died from the wound. He was watching a play with his wife in a theater when John Booth shot him. Therefore his advice means go to a play and get shot in the head, it will help America the most." I hope this clears it up for all. Mark |
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