If Older Songs Were Rewritten for Today...

[VulcanRider]

Some of the artists from the 60's & 70's are re-releasing their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate us...good news, for those feeling a little older
and missing those great old tunes...

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Steppenwolf- Born to Nap Awhile
The Beatles: "All You Need is Levitra"
Rolling Stones - "(I can't get no) Fiber Action"
Elvis Presley - "Viva Viagra"
Elvis Presley - "Love Me Tender" (a.k.a. The Prostate Song)
Martha & the Vandellas - "(BenGay is like a) Heat Wave"
The Angels - "My Lawyer's Back (and you're gonna be in trouble)"
Jeannie C. Riley - "Harper Valley C.P.R."
Leslie Gore - "It's My Impeachment (and I'll Lie if I want to)"

[Jorath Calar]

Elvis Presley - "Love Me Tender" (a.k.a. The Prostate Song)

Thats just... wrong...

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[wellard]

LMAO vulcan rider [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

[Cerek the Barbaric]

Those are hilarious, Vulcan Rider! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Where did you find them?

[Ronn_Bman]

"If you can't be with the one you love, love yourself (because it's the only safe thing to do)"

[Ronn_Bman]

Originally posted by VulcanRider: Rolling Stones - "(I can't get no) Fiber Action"

My favorite. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[VulcanRider]

Originally posted by Cerek the Barbaric: Those are hilarious, Vulcan Rider! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Where did you find them?

Most of them were posted on another newsgroup I read, but the last few (starting with "Fiber Action") I made up myself.

Can anybody think of some more?

[Cerek the Barbaric]

Originally posted by VulcanRider: quote: Originally posted by Cerek the Barbaric: Those are hilarious, Vulcan Rider! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Where did you find them?

Most of them were posted on another newsgroup I read, but the last few (starting with "Fiber Action") I made up myself.

Can anybody think of some more? [/QUOTE]WOW!!! That's most impressive that you came up with those on your own. Good job. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I've been trying to think of some more to add, and I've only managed to come up with a few so far.


Aretha Franklin - G-E-R-I-T-O-L
Robert Palmer - Social In-Security
Robert Palmer - Doctor, Doctor...(Bad Case of Forgetting You..)
Tina Turner - Private Home Health Nurse
Beach Boys - Little New Scooter
Beastie Boys - You Gotta Fight, For Your Right, To....uh...uh...
Bee Gees - Saturday Night Bingo Fever
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Nursing Home, Alabama
Beatles - Well She Was Just Seventy...
Ted Nugent - Cataract Scratch Fever
Elton John - Rocking Man (been sitting in the chair a long, long time)
Beatles - Strawberry Ensure Forever
Culture Club - I've Tumbled Forward (and I can't GET UP!)
Paul Simon(?) - 50 Ways to Cath Your Bladder
Michael Jackson - I'm Looking For a Man in the Mirror


That's all I can think of now. May have more later.

[ 11-02-2003, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

[VulcanRider]

Wow, Cerek! ROFL ! But I'm surprised you didn't finish this one:


Beastie Boys - You Gotta Fight, For Your Right, To POTTY

[Cerek the Barbaric]

Originally posted by VulcanRider: Wow, Cerek! ROFL ! But I'm surprised you didn't finish this one: Beastie Boys - You Gotta Fight, For Your Right, To POTTY

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] ROTFLMAO!!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That is the PERFECT finishing touch, V.R. I just drew a complete blank when I tried to think of a last word to go there....and you came up with the best possible answer. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Glad you liked the list. I admit some of them were pretty weak, but I was rather proud of a few of them. My personal favorites were the Bee Gees, Culture Club and Michael Jackson. I thought of a few more (I edited the list to add the Lynyrd Skynyrd selection), but I couldn't remember all of them when I went back to add them. I'll post them later when I think of them again.