Dirty Little Parrot

Lavindathar · 06-15-2003, 07:17 PM

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown -- with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the very least, extremely rude.

Bill tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music -- anything he could think of to try and set a good example... nothing worked. Exasperated, he yelled at the bird. But the bird just got louder. Then he shook the parrot. But the bird just got more angry and more rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, Bill put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming... Then, suddenly, all was quiet. Bill was frightened that he might have hurt his dead uncle's prized parrot and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Bill's extended arm and said, "I am truly sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I humbly ask your forgiveness. I will now, from this day forth, endeavor to correct my behavior so that such an ill-perceived outburst never again occurs."

Bill was completely astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

Dagorion · 06-15-2003, 08:44 PM

... I don't get it...

Reeka · 06-15-2003, 08:55 PM

OK, it's like this. There was a frozen chicken in the feezer-----dead. The parrot got scared that he would end up like the chicken

Dagorion · 06-15-2003, 09:02 PM

Aaaah.... I thaught the parrot was possesed.

Reeka · 06-15-2003, 10:16 PM

Glad to be of assistance. I think it is a pretty cute joke even though I have heard it before. Dagorian, I can hear your delayed laughter all the way over here.

Kakero · 06-15-2003, 10:56 PM

hehe, thanks for the explaination Reeka, I didn't get it too. [img]smile.gif[/img]

wellard · 06-15-2003, 11:51 PM

groan..

that was worth 4 weeks in the sin bin [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 06-16-2003, 01:36 AM

heard this one before.. haha.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cristian · 06-16-2003, 02:23 AM

I dont get it.... ah now i do! damn my english is getting rusty

[ 06-16-2003, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Cristian ]

Willard · 06-16-2003, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagorion:
Aaaah.... I thaught the parrot was possesed.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/scream.gif[/img]

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
I haven't heard a groaner like this joke for a long time.......

06-15-2003, 07:17 PM	#1
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown -- with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the very least, extremely rude. Bill tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music -- anything he could think of to try and set a good example... nothing worked. Exasperated, he yelled at the bird. But the bird just got louder. Then he shook the parrot. But the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Bill put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming... Then, suddenly, all was quiet. Bill was frightened that he might have hurt his dead uncle's prized parrot and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Bill's extended arm and said, "I am truly sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I humbly ask your forgiveness. I will now, from this day forth, endeavor to correct my behavior so that such an ill-perceived outburst never again occurs." Bill was completely astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?" __________________ =@

06-15-2003, 08:44 PM	#2
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 38 Posts: 868	... I don't get it... __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

06-15-2003, 08:55 PM	#3
Reeka Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA Age: 71 Posts: 3,255	OK, it's like this. There was a frozen chicken in the feezer-----dead. The parrot got scared that he would end up like the chicken __________________ <b>Order of the Holy Flame</b><br /><i>Member of Clan HADB</i><br /><b>Laughing Hyena</b><br /><i>Clan Liaison, IW Peace Keeping Force</i><br /><i>[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com/Forum/index.php?board=29\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River VoiceChat!</a><br />Last Saturday of every month. <br />See the forum link for scheduling!<br /><b> </b><br /></i><br /><b>Admin and Co-Owner of [url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River</a></b><br />[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\"></a>

06-15-2003, 09:02 PM	#4
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 38 Posts: 868	Aaaah.... I thaught the parrot was possesed. __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

06-15-2003, 10:16 PM	#5
Reeka Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA Age: 71 Posts: 3,255	Glad to be of assistance. I think it is a pretty cute joke even though I have heard it before. Dagorian, I can hear your delayed laughter all the way over here. __________________ <b>Order of the Holy Flame</b><br /><i>Member of Clan HADB</i><br /><b>Laughing Hyena</b><br /><i>Clan Liaison, IW Peace Keeping Force</i><br /><i>[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com/Forum/index.php?board=29\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River VoiceChat!</a><br />Last Saturday of every month. <br />See the forum link for scheduling!<br /><b> </b><br /></i><br /><b>Admin and Co-Owner of [url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River</a></b><br />[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\"></a>

06-15-2003, 10:56 PM	#6
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehe, thanks for the explaination Reeka, I didn't get it too. [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-15-2003, 11:51 PM	#7
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	groan.. that was worth 4 weeks in the sin bin [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

06-16-2003, 01:36 AM	#8
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	heard this one before.. haha.. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

06-16-2003, 02:23 AM	#9
Cristian Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 36 Posts: 992	I dont get it.... ah now i do! damn my english is getting rusty [ 06-16-2003, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Cristian ] __________________ Reeka once told me:<br />\"Bloom Where You Are Planted\"

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